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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Never ask the Property Brothers about the other Property Brother, Sloth Property.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. B.I.N.G.O, B.I.N.G.O, B.I.N.G.O, is an acronym for Bergschtoop’s Inverted Nipple Gangrene Occlusion. Looks like you’ve done it again, Dr. House!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. You're preaching to the choir, which is good because the choir has been too busy singing to pay attention to the preacher.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. announcing jesus as the king of the jews was the original oscars' slip up

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Today is 'gonna be the day that they're going to throw it back to you. Oh wait that was yesterday. Wonder if anyone caught it.

    By dhxlive,
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  6. Corner the market. Potato the economy.

    By dhxlive,
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  7. One, Two: buckle my shoe. Three, Four: take notes - shoe buckling report on my desk, noon tomorrow.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. I'm so glad I finally got to see The Arrival. Of my pizza!

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. tango

    By gabe_pride,
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  10. ted danson fed hanson red ants from a bedpan, son.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. It's a funeral. You should be able to have fun somewhere, even if it's just in your pants.

    By Shaaaaron,
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  12. You can take a girl out of the country, but you cant take a kidney out of a girl and sell it out of the country. I mean you can, but it’s frowned upon

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. And Jason King of the Mantzoukans begat Brad, and Brad begat Diego, and Diego begat Kyle, and Kyle begat Janet and left her on a mountainside to die a

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Here’s a little ditty ‘bout Jack and Diane—two American kids who inherited the family corn farm, sold it to Monsanto, and moved to Belize.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. John Cena lifts 500 pounds, and I sigh when I lift a milk jug, I could go work out, but I think I'll just watch Clerks. Maybe have some cookies.

    By dhxlive,
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  16. Better Butter Up Your Mother When it Matters with Batter

    By dhxlive,
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  17. I ain't never ran from nothing but the Police... and by the police I mean the band police! They're always watching me!

    By dad-of-ghost-son,
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  18. There's plenty of fish in the "C" word.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. U can't say I didn't warn u. Also, u can't say I DID warn u. U can't say anything since they cut out ur tongue, which I was concerned may happen.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. You can tell this is a classy catchphrase because it doesn't include the word rimjob.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. We finally found the friend you made out of old bread. It seems we've reached a stalemate

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  22. And the lamentations of the Auckerites were heard throughout the land, and there was a gnashing of teeth and a rending of sweater vests, and though Sc

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. You know it’s all about that corn, ‘bout that corn, no legumes

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. I’ll have the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, saffron-infused goat cheese frittata with corn relish, and spam.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about the sperms's journey through the vagina and into the uterus.

    By Frenchfries,
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