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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. no, sherry-baby cant come out tonight. sherry-baby cant come out any night. sherry-baby is a baby. you all have pretty voices but please leave us be.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. trump liked that locker-room talk, wrestlers liked that locker-room chalk, sandusky liked that locker-room stalk

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Love is in the air! It's displaced all the oxygen! Send Help!

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. Let's give it up for Todd everybody, or go ahead and wait until marriage, Todd'll postpone the bone for a girl like you.

    By LilStinky,
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  5. A slap on the hand is worth two on the tush.

    By LilStinky,
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  6. Spring is in the air, and so are dogs named Bud.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  7. In an act of nigh-unspeakable malice, he forced the helpless toilet to consume his vile leavings.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  8. Twenty-Three Skiddoo and Tyler Too.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  9. Bad news, boys: You really blew that news broadcast

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  10. If we were to fight, there would be two hits. Me hitting you and then you hitting me and winning. Please stop hitting me. You've won.

    By Tickle The Grundle,
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  11. if the folks behind rice-a-roni started making rice negronis, that would be nice for Tony. I have a friend named Tony who I think would like that, he

    By wafflefries,
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  12. I hereby mandate that you date men!

    By wafflefries,
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  13. abandon all tropes ye who enter

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Who's Down, Cold Cat? Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By wafflefries,
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  15. Blaitently latent patently painted pratingly vacant saintly ms kaitlyn feinted located by satans relations as we got aquainted with quaintly New Haven

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. An asshole a day keeps the proctologist in pay.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. Anything is pastable if you put your manicotti to it.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Preston Sturges repressed yon urges lest mon splurges

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 what more do you want from me, 4 stop talking to me during the show its rude

    By VincentSiehl,
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  20. help me phlegmy davis. help me with your big ol dick

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Then it hit me. Then It folded me in half. Then It turned into a giant spider demon that we killed right before our underground sewer orgy.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  22. Here's a simple trick to avoid the there/their/they're confusion. Go back to school, you idiot!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  23. Once, twice, three times a lady. With Obamacare and easier gender reassignment, why wouldn't I try it out?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. If you're a rapper who acted in the movie How High, you just might be a Redman.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. late teens are natures late teen sex dolls

    By KrangkaDelic,
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