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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your ears. I'm making creamed corn.

    By DaveSheir,
    • 1 reply
    • 376 views

  2. They'll be momentarily impressed when you pull out a pack of Smagnum condoms!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 345 views

  3. If you can think of a better catchphrase than this one, then why am I reading this?

    By DaveSheir,
    • 0 replies
    • 273 views

  4. X.Y.Z.P.D.Q.! No sorry your zipper isn't down, I just don't know the alphabet.

    By DaveSheir,
    • 0 replies
    • 324 views

  5. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit that the body was stuffed into a mini-fridge-sized box and shipped for free right to the defendant’s door!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 303 views

  6. On today’s Comedy Wait...What?, we’ve got almost-dead priest Father Rottie McGangrene and the lil’est guest ever, Itty Wee Bitsums.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 269 views

  7. Two roads diverged in a yellow cornfield, and I took the left one because I google-earthed the corn maze in advance.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 300 views

  8. You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. But please, sir, put your pants back on.

    By DaveSheir,
    • 0 replies
    • 286 views

  9. For those about to ROCK! We humbly ask that you don't. We just got little Timmy to bed.

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 359 views

  10. 99% of good boyes are just waiting for your essence to ebb long enough for them to hamstring and then eat you, arsehole first

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 416 views

  11. The cunning linguist finally met his match when the master debater came on the floor of sexual congress.

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 354 views

  12. You might not like the guy stuffing cigarettes inside those chairs, but you can't say he doesn't put butts in seats.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 357 views

  13. Aukerman in the streets / Party Man in the sheets!

    By trecoolx,
    • 0 replies
    • 373 views

  14. Last night I had a dream about E.T. and Yoda fucking! #blessed

    By Travis.Welch,
    • 0 replies
    • 397 views

  15. PB&J: the best combo since slicing and bread.

    By MrChiggins,
    • 0 replies
    • 356 views

  16. "Rig boats not elections!" And other lame mariner slogans.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 335 views

  17. Stop the presses, french, bench or otherwise. Mama's hambone performance is back on.

    By Horse For A Brother,
    • 0 replies
    • 419 views

  18. Treacle down economics. Molasses-based entrepreneurs rejoice!

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 341 views

  19. I got fleas, they're multiplying and I'm losing my job.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 331 views

  20. Now with all new whitening formula... it's the Mathletics team of the Ku Klux Klan!

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 330 views

  21. What's that Lassie? You're craving the power of speech to tell us to go fuck ourselves? Oh no.... Timmy's stuck in the burning barn again. Gotcha.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 324 views

  22. A big special thanks to Visine. There wasn't a dry eye in the house.

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 377 views

  23. the foetus beat us by way of treatice but next time ill bring pete, gus and cletuses sweet puss, 'n thus be a little less easy to defeat us

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 345 views

  24. My favorite Beatles album about vaginoplasty? Probably Revulva.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 401 views

  25. To the Bang Bang boogie put yo hands in the air / Jimmy cracked corn like he just don’t care

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 323 views
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