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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I said a hip, a hop, a hippy to the hop / Jimmy cracked corn and he don’t stop

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 314 views

  2. Ceiling cat is watching you shuck corn. Shuck it baby. Meeeeooooow...shuck it real good.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 366 views

  3. Dear Mr. Aukerman: we regret to inform you that your application for Canner at Colfax’s Creamed Corn Cannery and Cat Carnival has been rejected.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 287 views

  4. Best in show s'got bitches in tow

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 324 views

  5. This man's having a heart attack, is there a doctor here?! Sorry, this is FarmersOnly.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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    • 448 views

  6. A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for your whistle, and a dime for your time, i'll give ya a quarter to be on my podcast because I need a guest.

    By Lasko Lakewood,   
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    • 597 views

  7. His actions were unconscionable. His attempts to give a marine mollusk leg bones were un-conch-shin-able

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 446 views

  8. "Pyramids are for Grain, Skulls are for Brain"--A memoir by Dr. Ben Carson

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 363 views

  9. Ma in her kerchief and I in my hat, had just settled in for a long winters fuuuuuuuck

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 344 views

  10. Let's pour some 40 out for our homies, and for the bronies? A swift malt liquor enema.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 428 views

  11. I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, squatting over a fish, making it rain up in da club.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 345 views

  12. Father is a friend, Mother is an enemy. Brother is a darling, sister is afraid of me. Hi, I'm Scott.

    By HitlerWasDope?N-n-n-nope!,
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    • 446 views

  13. Prints developed under red lights in the darkroom, while Prince developed his signature sound under red lights on stage...

    By AndrewLeVoir,
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    • 226 views

  14. Pepper your Angus, it's the comedy burger-boy himself, me, Scofflaw or man?

    By j.ferracuti,
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    • 440 views

  15. All work and no play makes Jack a ticklish doughboy.

    By MrChiggins,
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    • 333 views

  16. Hey guys... have a happy hamburger.

    By Steveystyle,
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    • 409 views

  17. PB&J: the best combo since sliced and bread.

    By MrChiggins,
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    • 326 views

  18. Dear Mr. Aukerman: We regret to inform you that your application for corn-picker at McLiverneck Farms, Inc. has been rejected. Sincerely, Yo Mamma.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 319 views

  19. What’s up, corn dog!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 289 views

  20. Whoa whoa whoa there, Jimmy—you’re saying you “cracked corn” all day? What the hell am I paying you for? And what the hell even is “cracking corn”?!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 272 views

  21. Take care young one, the jungle is no place for little boys. That place is teeming with pedofiles

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 318 views

  22. All of your base are belong to us. Except Ace of Base, they belong to everyone

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 292 views

  23. The girth of a Zucchini, goes soft in hot water like fettuccine

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 462 views

  24. To see beyond one's eyes. Transcendence Catalyst. Ancient practice, shamanic rite. Stoned ape legacy.

    By W.E.R.E.W.I.L.F.,
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    • 376 views

  25. Just like Queen Elizabeth, I'm down to Crown!

    By WhiskeyLaughs,
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    • 243 views
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