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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm doing well, thanks - please, come in! So Davids bedtime is 8, and I'll be back by 9. Theres pizza on the counter, help yourself.

    By HitlerWasDope?N-n-n-nope!,
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  2. Call me today, call me tomorrow, just don't call me Late for dinner. That'll summon the hell beast

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  3. Me and my friends call ourselves the Adam Fandlers. I unironically masterbate standing up.

    By HitlerWasDope?N-n-n-nope!,
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  4. Truss me. I know what it's like to have a hernia.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. 'WHERE is my LASAGNA!', shrieked Jon from the Drawing Room, as confused and he was hungry. "I'm unsure", replied Garf, calmly. "I'm no existentialist"

    By HitlerWasDope?N-n-n-nope!,
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  6. Sometimes thumb war can quickly escalate into whole body war

    By TheSpruceCaboose,
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  7. Mother is swimming in her glass of white wine, lipping her cigarette, claiming that Father resembled Hal from Malcolm in the Middle. I agree, softly.

    By HitlerWasDope?N-n-n-nope!,
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  8. What parallels can you draw between Homoeroticism in Greek artwork and the latest season of, "The Simpsons"? Thanks, I have an essay due next week.

    By HitlerWasDope?N-n-n-nope!,
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  9. Listen my children and you shall hear, me farting into this microphone to the beat of Beastie Boy's "Paul Revere".

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. Hold the door, Holthador, holdor, Hodor, hodo, Ho Please!

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. How many Shaquille O'Neal's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Just one he's pretty tall

    By Brambler,
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  12. ole spuddys lookin down the barrell of a future where he is incarcerated by the banality inherent in the idea of ole spuddy itself

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. ole spuddy be researching falcon crest subplots and their relationship to boners. hes gotta concenpotrate.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. ole spuddy feeling gut sick this morning. hes not peeling well.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. If you and your band claim to be hermits, what's with the press conference?

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. I'm gonna tap that ass, I'm gonna cap that ass. I'm gonna do it all because my name's Ben Sasse (R-Nebraska).

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. Maybe I'm just not smart enough, but I think it's hard to use the word "ostentatious" without sounding like I'm literally being "Austin, Texas."

    By MrChiggins,
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  18. u guys c the black mirror where it was a good show?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Her hair was as yellow as corn. Her eyes were as firm as grapes. Her skin was as creamy as mashed potatoes. I was in love—and I was hungry.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Here’s what we know so far, officer: he brushed away the blue-tailed fly, then he cracked corn. Oh, and I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Fact: in the real ending of Rumplestiltskin, he drives his leg into the ground in a fit of rage and then rips his own body in half and dies.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. This podcast may seem to you like the Old West, in that you may want to hang me as a varmit for a-rustlin’ horseflesh.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. You can take my finger guns when you pry open my cold, dead, finger-gun shaped hands.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. By how he packed his sack, he's not coming back. Scott reaches down from atop his unicorn and wipes my tear away with the back of his man finger.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. I wasn't trying to be an asshole. How was I supposed to know that spilled milk killed his entire family?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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