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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mama, get the cough syrup! Pa's coughs are spelling out Satanic prayers in Morse code again!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  2. Throw out all your antiquated ideas about what antifreeze should taste like.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  3. A Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush of the bird in the hand is Larry Bird and the two in the bush are regular birds and its a basketball game.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 440 views

  4. Please Brer Bear, don't throw me into that there nicotine patch

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  5. Please, Mr. Show was my father's name! I'm just regular ol' Steve Show.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. -sung- a squid a squid a squid is red. a squid a squid lives in your head

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. puddles are just Natures cool glasses of water

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. not feelin 2 good bout feelin 2 chainz

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Is that a Banana in your Hot Dog or are you just excited to see me?

    By Brambler,
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  10. If you're leaving the U.S. Embassy in Santiago, make sure to put on a jacket. It's Chile outside.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  11. I've dropped my "c.a.t.c.h.p.h.r.a.s.e." and got "c.h.e.a.p.c.h.a.r.t.s."

    By LaurentFromFrance,
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  12. The show, "Man Fixes His Hair" has been running for an unprecedented 36 season on a little network I like to call, "My Mirror"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  13. Everybody come look at Grandaddy Hanratty's Bland Khaki Man Patties

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  14. A warm glow permeates the air as I Scott Aukerman mark this elevator as my territory by the right of manifest destiny.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Is there a catch in this phrase?

    By LaurentFromFrance,
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  16. Morphologically similar to Homo habilis, 2.2 million-year-old Heynong Man remains have been found in the very act of slaying Neandertang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Jimmy cracked corn!? Jimmy barely knew corn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Hey—excuse me, Mr. Nongman—can you scratch my back? Right there. No, a little higher. To the left. No, your left. Down a bit OH GAHD YESSSSS

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Hop pop, hippie to the pippie, ya hop on pop and ya don't stop.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. I left everything I had out on that dance floor. So if anyone finds my wallet, drop it in the mail care of Earwolf Studios.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. when harry meticulously stalked, isolated, approched, subdued, bound, tortured then murdered sally only gods 6th holiest law was broken.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. sex in your face hole sir?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. ole spuddie make dat Chewwy gooey like a bowl of stewy tabouleh

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. I don't usually do this kind of thing. I typically only fall for snakes. But there's just something so charming about the way you play that flute.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. ole spuddie dont care bout destinys child but he curious for to enmarvel at destinys child bride u see

    By KrangkaDelic,
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