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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. missin dat ole spuddie triptych well ole spuddies back thats right with a nu trik ole spuddie b fly ole spuddy b dope

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. They say "don't shit where you eat," but they've been awfully quiet about shitting where you sleep.

    By landycand,
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  3. I don't want to toot my own horn, especially if that's a metaphor for farting on your own dick.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. One fish two fish red fish dead fish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Oh, the places you’ll go, like to the goddamn store to get the goddamn creamed corn like I asked you to do two goddamn hours ago!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Knock knock. Who’s there? No, it’s Horton. Horton who? No, you’re Who. Can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. To boldly go where no hey man has nonged before

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Knobgoblin, knobgoblin, corn on the cob - Monday through Friday I'm drunk on the job

    By sandman,
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  9. SHIT IN THE PLASTIC BAG LIKE A FUCKING MAN, YOU PANSY!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. I lube the bridegrooms sideboob so as to keep him reliable ...like pussy or the bible

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. I ordered a BLT not DMT, you dyslexic time leviathan, now gather your tentacles and go sludge your wares some place else.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  12. Unlike the Admiral; Captain Gooselips softly admired my seminal vesicles.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  13. Halliburton, Schmalliburton, I just know Daddy needs his bazookas!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  14. Greasy elbows fried up and served with a side of nips

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. My self owns my cell phones. Mice. Elf. Oh no, this was uncalled for.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  16. Slattery's battery was flatter on Saturday so rather than smash that vee he matter of factually flipped on Love Actually, spat splat and then z'ed

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. I wish I could remember that time I had amnesia.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Call me Penny because I believe in being the change you want to see in the world.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. I'm on a paparazzi food diet, when I paparazzi food - hold up, phone call. Scott I gotta take this, it's my wife, Amal Clooney.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. I’m going to be forthright with you—if you take the fifth right, it’s the same as if you just took the first right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. My cousin Elevenvel wears dresses and isn’t quite as stabby as me—she’s more the throwy type.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. And a-one, and a-two, and a-three, makes a-six.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. If actions speak louder than words, then actions clearly has never met my cousin Frank before.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. What's the worst part about going bald? What's the point of an alt-right haircut when half of it's missing?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. It is important to discern the proper meaning of a 'Superlative' and a 'Super Laxative' as well as when it is appropriate to use one or the other.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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