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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No no, you misunderstood. Soylent Green is peephole, you can totally see some boobies through it

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 472 views

  2. Do you know that the Eskimos have 500 different words for how much they hate PewDiePie?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 298 views

  3. Baked on the bathroom's bargain bidet Barry brooded 'bout Batman's birthday.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 278 views

  4. Slender Man Diet Shakes. Supernatural Slimming. Drop Those Pounds, Kill Your Friends!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 307 views

  5. Give a penny, spend a penny. Charity for the urinary-inclined.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 253 views

  6. Oh what a beautiful Morning, Oh what a beautiful Day, They sure have gorgeous kids do the Morning and Day families.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 264 views

  7. I see you baby, shaking that glass. Shaking that glass. Shaking that glass. Please get out of this church Mr. Hoffman.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 345 views

  8. It's lonely at the Hot Topic

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Every man is looking for a lady in the parlor & a whore in the bedroom and a plumber in the bathroom & a carpenter on the roof because hey, free labor

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 465 views

  10. I think it'd be awesome to work in a lab because hey, free rat meat!

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 356 views

  11. That "you had one job" line won't work on me. If one willfully ignores his or her task, how can you say there was failure? I call that avoidance!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. Don't you irk Ms. Delta Burke when she's try'na take a dump.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. I'm not here to say I am better than everyone else. I leave that to my hype man. I am here to say that everyone else is worse than me at everything.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 318 views

  14. ♫ My name's Playwright Will and I'm here to say / It's fun to write in an iambic way ♫

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  15. Sir, please stop trying to rub my belly like a good boy

    By j.ferracuti,
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  16. Welcome to comedy ring ding, I'm block-socks-for-men aka hey-nong ham-man the titular jokes-boy. Now who's ready to get their laugh on hyena style? Or

    By j.ferracuti,
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  17. You can lead a horse to water. I’m giving you permission.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. And The Lord of Hosts said unto Jason, “Journey forth to the corner store, and there you shall buy a Jumbo Drink and a Bag of Corn Chips, and these sh

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 320 views

  19. I can’t even remember the last time I womped it up :(

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 318 views

  20. You've heard of 2chainz but 2 bangz ?

    By AdamBladeCapuana,
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  21. I know when that hotline bling. That can only mean one thing. You'll be dead in 7 days. You just watched The Ring.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  22. Aloha means nothing to the whales and Namaste is just another Hallmark Holiday.

    By AlexBascoKoch,
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    • 320 views

  23. Check it out Colonel Sanders, smell my chicken fingers.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 352 views

  24. Mess with the Bull Durham, you get Lena Dunham horny.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. They say the best things in life are free, that's why Songs of Innocence by U2 is my favorite record of all time!

    By BenjaminAllen,
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