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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. High thread count, low mortality rate. Low thread count, hi how are you going mate

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. You can keep saying "Everything old is new again", but I'm not eating anymore of these milk chunks.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Once upon a time I drank some wine. I then moved to something stronger. Whiskey mixed with the blood of my enemies!

    By Bigsmak,
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  4. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then we play "find the eye", followed by arts and crafts, where eye gouging becomes mandatory.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Liar Liar. Dead by Cancer. Said the Pastor. Fuck Moms funeral lets watch Nascar

    By sodapopcat,
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  6. Love it a lot like a former Pizza Hut. It's great from a distance, but upon closer inspection, the Pizza Hut store has been taken over by Subway.

    By Reneenongman,
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  7. I just spent two whole years catchi

    By MitchMcWiggins,
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  8. A lil bit of Monica in my life, a lil bit of Monica on the side, a lil bit of Monica blah blah blah, a lil bit of Monica all I need.

    By Reneenongman,
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  9. A horse is a horse of course unless that horse is the famous former Attorney General under Ronald Reagan, Edwin Meese.

    By ChrisWoods,
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  10. Find a penny, pick it up, wash your wands. When you pick up a penny, you pick up every penny that penny has ever been with.

    By dhxlive,
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  11. Remember this, all you neigh-sayers, no one can understand any of your horse shit.

    By dhxlive,
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  12. Call you up in the middle of the night, like a firefly without a... you interrupted and said, "Dude, its 2 am, I'll call you tomorrow" and hung up.

    By dhxlive,   
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  13. I said maybe, you're going to be the horse that neighs me, Because after all, you're a horse in a stall.

    By dhxlive,   
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  14. Fancy me a lumberjack 'cause those flapjacks got me choppin' the morning wood!

    By Laurenfapkus,   
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  15. Let me get one thing straight. I wasn't sexually attracted to Judy Hopps from Zootopia. ...At first.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  16. I'm not trying to brag, but my dad runs the local lottery so I'm pretty much guaranteed to never be stoned to death by the community.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  17. Normally, I would never say this, but things were going fine until that shaved panda burst into flames.

    By Justa_Fraysubmish,   
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  18. You take the hat you take the hair, you take them both and there you have, a head of lice

    By BlakeThielmann,
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  19. bygones

    By gabe_pride,
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  20. Honey I shrunk the lids...store because it was no longer fiscally responsible

    By BRich,
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  21. The hills have eyes. The hills have ears. The hills have arms. The hills have legs. Wait a second, those are hillbillies, not hills!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. I did not have sexual relations with that roomba.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Lactating lass Lacy lacklusterly laid luridly by Lawrence's luxury Lexus, lazily leering longingly at leggy Lucy. I think it was last Saturday.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. I find it odd that no one has acknowledged the 800-pound can of corn behind the water cooler.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. An elephant shot me while I was in my pajamas this morning; how he got that big-ass elephant finger inside the trigger guard, I’ll never know.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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