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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mess with the ear, and you’ll get the wolf.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Next year, Dolph. Those mouth-breathers at the Academy just didn't get Kindergarten Cop 2.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  3. I see you were official shit-stirrer to the Queen of Luxembourg for three years, and may I ask why you left?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Now, after all we've been through, I know why it's called the city of angels. Because "Los Angeles" is Spanish for "the angels".

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz"... is what it sounds like when I dip my testicles in the Cheez Whizz.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. I count 16 distinct slivers of feces, Melissa.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Thinking of you really gets the blood flowing.... out of the cuts on my thigh that is

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. Slow down officer, I did not know scalping was illegal outside a concert venue and I certainly didn't realize it doesn't involve a tomahawk.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. You can keep your friends close, and you can keep your enemies closer, but you can't keep your friends clothes in your enemies nose, weirdos

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. I found the mattress by the pontoon boat sliding toward her colon.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  11. Should it not be dancing ON the streets?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. You lie like a rug! Is your name Miss. Leading !?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. Just want to let everyone know at once that you should all keep a blanket in your car. This will be the only blanket reminder blanket reminder

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. "Echo" is probably the word that is yelled the most yelled word.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. They say you gotta take a Risk but try telling that to the board game salesman!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. Welcome to Comedy Beef Barn! I'm Steak Aukerman, and I'd like to introduce Lauren Lambkus and Pork F. Tompkins, but they aren't here.

    By JayBourgeois,   
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  17. oh god i messed up this submission

    By JayBourgeois,
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  18. If you count your chickens before they hatch, don't forget to palm your balls. Fleece, not a wad.

    By LarryMcMuffin,
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  19. Be true to your school and completely unfaithful to your regular house of worship.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. Time to meet Sally in the alley, now that I'm done with Gene in the latrine.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. It's all doom and gloom until you hit rock bottom. Then it's tits and pussy my broham!

    By Laurenfapkus,
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  22. U Tattoing U2 on Me? Is the joke I should have made in episode 3 of that show.

    By LesterPipps,
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  23. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and you can pick a banjo, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose with a banjo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Fact: Teddy Roosevelt’s daughter Alice had a pet garter snake named Emily Spinach.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Eenie meenie miney Moe, Larry, Curly, Corny / Catch a tiger by has balls and ask him if he's horny!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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