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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Winner Winner Turducken Dinner. Three times the fowl three, times the sinner.

    By BubbleTeaButt,   
    • 1 reply
    • 710 views

  2. They say Beetlejuice is the ghost with the most but the poor guy doesn't even have a child bride.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 305 views

  3. No no, I've never served in the Military. I'm Gastrointestinal Joe.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 404 views

  4. Bob Dylan rang rang rang Heaven's doorbell but when there was no response he saw no other option than to promptly return home.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 344 views

  5. Shampoodler's suggestions are always head and shouldlers above the rest

    By gordonvision,
    • 0 replies
    • 421 views

  6. This episode being what it is, I recommend that you just skip ahead to a little something we call plugs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 2 replies
    • 478 views

  7. I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. it was justified and I'd do it again

    By tears in the typing pool,
    • 0 replies
    • 539 views

  8. Napoleon's sister Caroline arranged for him a mistress who gave birth to a child thus proving his fertility. This led him to divorce his first love...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
    • 0 replies
    • 427 views

  9. Here comes Shrek. Swimming from the shipwreck. Bringing home that paycheck. About to stab you in the neck.

    By Robert_Yune,
    • 0 replies
    • 442 views

  10. Earwigs for the earwolves so they look like proper British judges

    By Robert_Yune,   
    • 0 replies
    • 379 views

  11. Don't make me make you tell me that it's opposite day. Again.

    By Robert_Yune,   
    • 0 replies
    • 354 views

  12. Look doctor, we need to get one thing straight: my awkwardly curved erection.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 345 views

  13. Thanks to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, we are unable to simultaneously provide the position and the velocity of your meth order.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 299 views

  14. And now the floor is open for access to the crawlspace.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 348 views

  15. LaLa Land?? Oh l� l� !!!!

    By LaurentFromFrance,
    • 0 replies
    • 332 views

  16. Sorry, I misinterpreted the announcer's statement that the hitter had three balls on him. I'll leave the locker room now.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 404 views

  17. Don't put the cart before the horse. Put that horse IN the cart, and show me you can close a deal. DEAD HORSE FOR SALE! DEAD HORSE FOR SALE!

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 389 views

  18. A wild catchphrase appears. What do you want to do? A: Fight. B: Comedy Bang Bang

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 377 views

  19. As a reminder, if this had been an actual catchphrase, it would have been followed by "Welcome to comedy bang bang"

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 354 views

  20. Howie Mandel says a lot about Howie perceive reality.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 478 views

  21. I would first like to thank everybody who participated in the manhunt. Don't let the outcome get you down.

    By Cakes1toDough1,
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views

  22. I lost my boomerang

    By Charcoal City,
    • 0 replies
    • 616 views

  23. What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? It doesn’t matter!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 444 views

  24. I went back in time and murdered my own grandfather, but after he fathered my mother and just because he was an asshole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 378 views

  25. If you take a broken watch back in time, is it still right twice a day?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 359 views
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