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1. the exclusive recluses useless excuses confuses Confucius cos he such a doofus

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2. russias main exports include vodka, radiation and pushy miserable people.

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3. Little-known historical fact: China’s Tang Dynasty was not overturned by the latent effects of the Huang Chao Rebellion of 884–894 AD—it was slayed by

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4. Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. It.

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5. It's been a long time coming, this river of supercooled creamed corn.

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6. I've seen fire & I've seen rain, but never in the same place at the same time. I'm beginning to wonder if it's some kind of Superman/Clark Kent thing.

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7. Spending 10 years living amongst primates wasn't easy for me, but getting to throw feces at my Ex during her Costa Rica trip made it all worth it.

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8. Rhianna may be four five seconds from wildin' but I'm just four five seconds from six seconds.

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9. Copulate you! Copulate you! Copulate you! You're cool. Copulate you, I'm out.

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10. It's nine O-cluck, do YOU know where your chickens are?

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11. Ride together, die together. Bad boys for however long until we die together.

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12. You are the wind beneath my wings that protrude from directly above my asshole.

    By Shampoodler, February 22, 2017
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13. Tarry! Lest mine mater expel velocity infused lead pellets.

    By KrangkaDelic, February 22, 2017
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14. Throw your beach towels over your screech owls, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, February 22, 2016
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15. Snitches get stitches in time saves 9

    By yodellingwalrus, February 22, 2017
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16. Variety is the spice of life for me, I'll take some from column A and and some from Colombine.

    By Frang888, February 22, 2017
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17. To save on rhinoplasty, keep your nose to the grindstone.

    By Sparky Funbuck, February 21, 2017
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18. haha - Judges RULE

    By KrangkaDelic, February 21, 2017
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19. Thurston's third Thirsty Thursday was the thirstiest Thursday of his thirties.

    By LAVENDERHUM, February 21, 2017
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20. Elvis has reentered the building again, pissing on the floor and helping himself to all your food.

    By IRONicmerMAN, February 21, 2017
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21. chuck mangione is still addicted to fried bologna

    By TheGloriousJACOB, February 21, 2017
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22. Mom why you do dat to me?

    By TheGloriousJACOB, February 21, 2017
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23. You haven't lived until you've participated in the clam wake and bake.

    By TheGloriousJACOB, February 21, 2017
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24. I'm a professional film reviewer, and by that I mean I've seen Léon twice.

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25. Zip it up Zebra, your shoes are untied.

    By TheGloriousJACOB, February 21, 2017
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