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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The lord of Piombino salutes you, fine sir! You and that mighty fine arse of yars.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  2. To date, my only regret in life is not becoming a house boy. Uncle Ron, if you're listening, I think I'm ready now.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  3. It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, served in lettuce and it comes with a side of aioli.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. A penis shaved is a penis spurned.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. I'd like to buy the world a Coke, but with childhood obesity what it is; how about an unsweetened iced tea?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. Man, he's really adding salt to his wounds. Plus, what looks like a little tarragon and a splash of white wine.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. Not sure at this point if I can afford to be so picky, but these melon balls do really taste like ass. Compliments to the chef!

    By greazey_bob,   
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  8. When Justin Bieber plays Scrabble, everyone wins

    By The Omar Epps Pineapple Circus,
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  9. Texas taxes on toxic tuxes tick off irked Turks going berserk twerking while working at Mar-A-Lago

    By The Omar Epps Pineapple Circus,
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  10. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can’t teach a DEAD dog ANY tricks, so please stop teaching that dog how to breathe underwater.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Captain’s log: since the Enterprise was sucked through the Yomamma Wormhole, sick bay has been overwhelmed with cases of Asscraxian Cooties.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. The little dead boy that lives under the stairs hovered over my bed eating his own face again last night—THAT'S how I’m doing today.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Favorite Oscars: The Grouch, Madison and Academy Award. Not necessarily in that order.

    By WesHuett,
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  14. Artificial intelligence will eventually take over the world. We all must be reigned to this fate. Beep. Boop.

    By WesHuett,   
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  15. i'll ass-eat your cock in the name of anti-semitism no probs, bra

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Tu domicilio en Mexicate ha sido aceptado

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Socially Conscious Toddler

    By GuzowerPower,
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  18. You can grab your crotch, and you can grab your toddler, but you can't grab your toddler's crotch.

    By TimothyMcAleer,
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  19. Jerry Ferrara's Ferrero Rocher is the first Ferrero Rocher to feature an Ari Gold wrapper.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  20. My neck / my back / my pussy bombed Iraq

    By trecoolx,
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  21. Catchphrase to the tune of happy birthday

    By DavidGagnon,   
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  22. Ba ba buoyancy!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. Thanks, but I don't think that's what they meant by a Golden Anniversary Present. Can you hand me a towel?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. I’ll do a little jig! I’ll do a little trot! I’ll shake this little butt of mine and show ya what I’ve got!

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  25. "There are only so many hours in a day," said the man who obviously didn't know how many hours there are in a day

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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