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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. check out this sentence you fucking dickheads

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Prepare the body, actuate flame. Draw god internal. Hold, untether.

    By W.E.R.E.W.I.L.F.,
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  3. If you want a joke then turn John Wick into John Woke

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Remember how nostalgia used to be the only thing anyone ever talked about? Those were the days.

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. I know that I shall meet the artist responsible for the popular hit song Faith somewhere among the clouds above

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Would you rather it rain squid ink on alternating days OR A zombie like apocalypse strikes but people get turned into realty TV personalities?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. Ay mami! Pass the salami, you jalopy papi!

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  8. It's always darkest before the Don Knotts movie marathon

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. "Keep your pants on, Buddy," I said to my dog, Buddy, who never did care for pants

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. The phrase "why don't you grow a pair" has an entirely different meaning in Heaven

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Colfax from Nebraska asks: “What the hell kind of name is Aukerman, anyway? Were your ancestors aucker purveyors, or what?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Ring around the corned beef, a pocket full of VHS tapes, cummerbunds, mayonnaise, we all go to the Blues Traveler concert.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I put this heavy-duty vacuum in reverse to try and remove all the hot chili I just spilled on this litter of newborn kittens, and it REALLY sucks—hard

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Well, I've been doing the show for almost 8 years now, and it's been fun, but today's episode will be the last jedi comes out in December.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. 'You're a lizard, Geko-Harry!'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Thanks, Huey Lewis and the FAKE NEWS! Worst. tribute band. ever.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. If the heart of rock n' roll is in Cleveland, then that must make it's rectum in Tallahassee.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Resplendent diurnal lattice mould is as resplendent diurnal lattice mould does

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. All the farmhands agreed, Petunia was definitely a PILF

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. BNL urged us to confess our love. The English Beat confessed to ruining three lives. I confess, I’ve ruined the love-lives of three blind mice.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  21. A tiny Portobello mushroom’s all you need to set the mood.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  22. Welcome to Chunky Hunks, I'm your hot host Scarf Lasagnaman.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if you’re wanting to skin me alive, you should probably get a fillet knife and some pliers.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Yo mamma is so ugly, I didn’t have sex with her. Just kidding, I did! BURRNNNNNNN

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. There once was a man from Savannah / Whose ear was so long he could suck it / He said with a smirk as he straightened his sweater / ”Engineer Cody, wi

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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