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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm on a health food diet. If I health food, I eat it

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 518 views

  2. She blinded me with science... no, wait, it was chopsticks

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 519 views

  3. Dear Fox, I just finished watching all of Malcolm in The Middle and wish to complain about 943 shots which feature Malcolm on the left or right.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 389 views

  4. I went to a singles bar. A Kraft singles bar. Also I was alone and it was in my kitchen.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 345 views

  5. Your grandfather died of natural causes. The railroad spikes driven through his head naturally caused his death.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 445 views

  6. I'm just a humble country boy, but it seems to me that oceans of boiling flesh will soon wash over what was once a living earth.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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    • 452 views

  7. i wunder if hes kind of a prick

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 318 views

  8. Wardrobe? What is it good for? It's absolutely for puttin' stuff into.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 328 views

  9. But doc, how can I have a personality disorder if everyone agrees that I don't even have a personality?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 291 views

  10. Mayor McCheese used an unsecured drive-thru speaker to communicate with that traitorous slut Wendy, yet our Burger King won't investigate?

    By Shampoodler,
    • 2 replies
    • 427 views

  11. The PC police took my baby away from me. Now I'm stuck streaming porn on my widescreen TV. Damn you, Personal Computer police. Damn you.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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    • 586 views

  12. Yea, though I walk through the valley of cornmeal, I shall fear no weevils.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 408 views

  13. Is it customary to hold your pee while eating a continental breakfast?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 403 views

  14. You say Berenstain, I say Berenstein–but you’re wrong and I’m right. I don’t care what the internet in your dimension says.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 318 views

  15. It's not Air Bud, but it's close.

    By Illuminaughty,   
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    • 391 views

  16. This movie about bipolar disorder is amazing. I mean, I laughed, I cried, and the movie hasn't even started yet.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 444 views

  17. And just like that...the catchphrase was over.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 645 views

  18. Hold a homies hoagie, Bogie while I beat down then blow on this emboldened rogue bee

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 353 views

  19. Her's was a tale of woe. Like, "woe, what a tale lady!" You know what I mean? Like, "crazy". Crazy sad.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 335 views

  20. 'This cum squat tastes great! Whoops I meant to say this kumquat is full of cum and I love it.'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 445 views

  21. If I had a dime for everytime somebody asked me how many dimes I'd have if I had a dime for everytime somebody asked me how many dimes I'd have...

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 372 views

  22. Are you there, God? It's me, bigboobslover1986. I forgot my password again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 313 views

  23. Boy, It must be tough to be radioactively deformed but it's sure noble... It's sure noble.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 295 views

  24. In the words of Winston Churchill "If you're going though Hell, could you grab me some Devil Dogs"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 427 views

  25. Oh great, a stretch Tesla. The newest "invention" from Elongated Musk.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 386 views
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