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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In Soviet Russia, the Titanic goes down on the band

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there own harshest grammatical critic

    By MadAboutEwe,
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  3. Foreskin and seven years ago, I was circumcised

    By MadAboutEwe,
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  4. Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a field full of squirrel carcasses I've been amassing since 1997?

    By SodaPopSlugger,
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  5. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of several.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  6. You can take the man out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the man—unless that man is Galactus, Devourer of Worlds, and you just g

    By DanielGaines,
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  7. Country

    By DanielGaines,
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  8. Mein peenerschnitzel brings all der fräuleins to der yardenstein.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. I need to get some shit off my chest. I thoroughly enjoy Cleveland Steamers.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. I would like to nominate my esteemed colleague Stonewall Longstreet Armistead as Secretary of Bothersome Jibber-Jabber Suppression.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. A dark night in a city that knows all about mediocre comedy. On the 12th floor of the Earwolf Building, one man is hilariously attempting to tie his s

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I’m going to count to three: one...two...corn GODDAMMIT I meant three.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I went the safe route and picked Pachelbel's Canon for my wedding song. You know, because Occam's Razor.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. The rent is too damn high. The end is too damn nigh.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. Previously in The Toilet: pee, poop, paper and a whole lotta ploppin!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. A cantata about a frittata? That'll never play in Nevada.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. Alexander wept for there were no worlds left to conquer. But then he saw the rack on that Egyptian chick and he started to feel a little better.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. I wanna rock and roll all day and get to bed by about 9:45.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. Hamburglary is a felony offense in this town, mister, and I can assure you that Judge McRib takes a very hard stance against it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Mom if you tell me to tie my shoes another 17 times I'm going velcro

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  21. Chugging ranch dressing isn't depressing

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  22. All good kids like milk. So keep a couple extra gallons in your trunk.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  23. I sense a powerful presence of parents at this pizza party

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  24. Please don't pants me my package can't handle the heat

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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    • 353 views

  25. Ebenezer eat your eggs or else

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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