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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Enter the parabola and start doing push ups

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  2. The swahili swami was caught smuggling sliced salami

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  3. If your turducken is still clucking it may be under cooked.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  4. Process until smooth and serve immediately.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  5. Honey I've got a bone or two to pick with you

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  6. Never put a rear facing child seat in the front

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  7. An upper decker is an act of pure force. To shit in the tank of someone's toilet instead of the bowl takes willpower and determination.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. The bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yeas have it. Motion passed.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. I certainly didn't spend 8 years in hip hop medical school to be called MISTER Dre.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Not since Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince have I been this sad over a grand wizard's death.

    By DevonElson,
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  11. Between politics and twitter, women sure do have trouble getting rid of eggs.

    By DevonElson,
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  12. Honey, we can't address the elephant in the room first, those jaguars are eating the children

    By DevonElson,
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  13. Freeze, criminals! You're like my nuts after a back to back bad boys binge, busted!

    By DevonElson,
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  14. Like my optometrist said when I asked why the regular doctor can't do it, "There's more than meats, the eye".

    By DevonElson,
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  15. Big ups to the CIA for probably making Joe Rogan MIA for his AMA on MMA.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Lord of Pain: writhe, impaled. Void Which Binds: suffer atonement.

    By W.E.R.E.W.I.L.F.,
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  17. Drowning in a corn silo is not a pleasant way to die. So I suggest that you put the iguana down and forget you ever saw me in that Ikea restroom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. In our indefatigable quest to understand exactly how beef is corned, we are happy to welcome Finland’s leading corned beef expert, Bjorn Beefcorner.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Can o’ Corn, Can’ o’ Corn, wherefore art thou, Can o’ Corn? Howfore am I to eat you if find you I cannot?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Don't count your chickens AFTER they hatch. Don't. Ever. Count. Your. Chickens. Oh and since we're...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Try to bite through it now Heinrich.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Old Yeller? I hardly young yeller.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. I'd say there's more than a fifty percent chance that I'll break wind during this podcast.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. Muscle men give me hope for the future

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. The Grand Canyon, named after 17th-century explorer Thomas Grand, is actually quite small.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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