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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. #LunchANazi you say? I hear you can't go wrong with pork chops and shellfish.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. You-say-a-word-then-I-say-a-word, ok? GO!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire because I'm a combustion-engine automobile and would like to do my job.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. Unable to keep up with the advancements in technology, Cindy Margolis is now the least streamed woman in the world.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. I knew it was over after I mentioned the "Final Solution" when discussing not taking others' lunches from the fridge.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. Who's there?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. You’re as useless as tits on a boar hog in a world where perpetually-lactating hog boobs grow on trees.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of sadistic, scissors-wielding cat-haters.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Good morning and welcome to the first table read for The Princess Diarrheas Too.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. I had a waterbed 'til a rough sesh made a big mess -- now I'm sleepless in my puddle.

    By whatsUp_hotdongMan,
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  11. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Well, guys, her last name is pretty on-the-nose, so let's check Southern California.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. sleazy scum sleazy blow

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. If Beyonce took home the Grammy, then who's that old lady in the rocking chair?

    By SprinklesTheTroll,
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  14. Fee Fi Fo Fum Faux Pho For Foe said the Giant while serving ramen to his enemy at the Vietnamese resturant

    By MattScicluna,
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  15. Now that her seashell shop is shuttered, she scalps Smash Mouth tickets down by the Stop ‘n Save.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists that Prince’s ghost keeps rearranging his LEGO minifigure collection.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. There are two types of people in this world.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. hug a bro, juggalo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. We all experiment in college right? I for example looked into the hydrophobic properties of superconductive bio-engineered taco shells.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. You can take the George out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the George.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. It had all the parts of a classic homicide. Motive. Opportunity. Weapon. Missing Cookies.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. If the Cookie Monster cums inside you that's a guaranteed yeast infection... sorry when he crumbs inside you.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. I take my steampunk so seriously that even my electric eels run on steam!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. Breakin' the fourth wall in porn since before you wuz born, now in with the jolly and out with the scorn.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Out of all the cats packed onto this plane, I can't believe it was Mr. Sprinkles who figured out how to land it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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