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1. Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, were off in the forest clearing orc camps.

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2. It was a chippy WNBA game through all four quarters and five periods.

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3. In my day, they were known as the Polka Men. And they tried to catch you, you snowflake sonsabitches.

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4. college was worth it.

   By KrangkaDelic, February 11, 2017
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5. Do I want updates? Gross, no, do you want die?

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6. That witch is malicious, she loves that which is malevolent. Sprinkle in some eye of newt and you got a potent party prescription for the...

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7. I don’t care what your state motto is, Missouri—I’m not showing you my wiener.

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8. Sad King Billy spent his boyhood impaling bugs on a barbed-wire fence. But karma’s a bitch, Billy. An immortal, razor-thorned, time-travelling bitch.

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9. Why did the chicken bisect the toroidal polyhedron? To invert the integer matrices of its homeomorphically-equivalent Eilenberg-MacLane space.

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10. Pop taught me never to answer a question with another question but fuck that guy - where's YOUR license and registration, sugar-tits?

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11. Don't touch that dial! It controls the oxygen level.

    By TrentMcJivvers, February 11, 2017
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12. You can call me Meat Pants! Wait, don't do that.

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13. Spirit, if you're there, whip out those sugar shakers for mama.

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14. Fried forskin of the forsaken

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15. Primes, travel in primes. All but the one of you die.

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16. Do I have to spell it out for you? A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M

    By Dale Cooper Black, February 10, 2017
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17. There's a funny smell coming from my neighbor's apartment. Downright hilarious, actually

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18. After imploring the raucous fiends to belay their sinister wrath, the troop did all sit down to share some tasty salts in bath.

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19. watch the documentary 'Epigrams: Through The Dark Lattice' on Youtube and Vimeo, elsewise I will no longer consider your viewpoint relevant/

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20. There's a lot of early birds out there and I've got worms - welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

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21. Never meet your podcast heroes guys - Neal Brennan just gave me dry herpes

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22. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Always late to work, got fired. Wife left me, kids won't call. But you know what I got? Family.

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23. I am "Weed" Richards, leader of the Fantastic 420. The only thing I can stretch is my mind

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24. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “My goldfish died.”

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25. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, bypassing the pepper-pickling industry and initiating a hard market reset, causing interest rates to plu

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