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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If life gives you gators, make gatorade. Or run away, because gators might eat you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Anthropomorphized podcast slowly walks across room. Takes shrimp from hor d'oeuvre platter. Dips in cocktail sauce. There’s a knock on the door.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 299 views

  3. It's like what i always say: 'but it's not an exact match'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. This ain't no party. This ain't no disco. This is bingo night at the Restful Acres Retirement Community.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  5. Shrike: Buttfucking Shrike. Massacre happening backwards in time.

    By W.E.R.E.W.I.L.F.,
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  6. One day, something funny will be said. I doubt it will be by me!

    By Bigsmak,
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  7. Open up your butt and I'll stick it right in there! That's the catchphrase.

    By fredsolo,
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  8. Hi! We're Guns n' Roses. Welcome to the Jungle 2 Jungle marathon, only on TBS. Very funny.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. Life gave me lemons so I tried to make lemonade but life forgot the sugar and water so I sent him back to the store. Life is so irresponsible.

    By LesterPipps,
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  10. Retweet if you agree Benjamin Button should have ended with a cumshot.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. She sold seashells by the seashore until Susie's Seaside Surf & Sundry Shack started selling shinier, sexier seashells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the only podcast to have been ejected from a Blues Traveler concert for aggravated assault with a duck.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Please join me in observing ninety minutes of complete silence, followed by a little something we call PLUGS!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I believe in one nation under Bob.. the one true Bob. There are no other Bob's but him.

    By Bigsmak,
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  15. They say laughter is the best medicine, but you'll probably still be diabetic at the end of this episode.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Chachi was a Potsie sympathizer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. I hate to break it to you, Popeye, but your son has "Blow Me Down" syndrome

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Polygamy timbers!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Just Don't Know What To Do

    By BubbleTeaButt,   
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  20. They hate us 'cause they ain't us, and also because we're cannibals.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  21. I've heard of boom boxes, but you might want to consult a physician, sweetie!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. Here I com eh dee Bang! Bang!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 276 views

  23. It's DY-NO-Saurs!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 298 views

  24. Waiting rooms devoid of life , demand for your service is low

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. You must think you're hot shit. Actually, Hot Shit is my brother. I'm Cold Diarrhea. And this is our sister, Warm Piss.

    By greazey_bob,
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