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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Taco Wednesday? Why not. I can’t think of any foods that start with “W”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Some say love/it is a river/that drowns a bag of puppies, devours their cold dead bodies, shits them out, and force feeds them to your whore mother

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Politicians like to talk about emasculation when denouncing policy. To combat the trend, truck nuts for everyone!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. Be sure to watch for next week's launch of our new sister podcast, Gambling Ming! Ming!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. The lava in Java falls mainly on the guava.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. No one is as penny-ante as my Auntie Penney.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. You don't hear much about the Defenestration of Prague these days. I blame the economy.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  8. Knives! Hundreds of knives reflecting the lapis Hyperion sky.

    By W.E.R.E.W.I.L.F.,
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  9. Fought through the shart, and you're too late. You gave blood, my pants' fate.

    By greazey_bob,   
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  10. No shirt, no shoes, no pants, no sock. Just Flea in all his turgid glory.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  11. A dino might what? Finish your thought, JJ from Good Times!

    By AOLdotcom,
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  12. If a guy ran out of "performance enhancing drugs" that he needs to "steal home base", would you make him "wear his uniform" and act like a baby again?

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. People come up and say to me all the time "Hey Scott, great penis!".

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of corn, that's not cool, man.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. As the most renowned private investigator in medieval Indiana, The Hunchman of Terre Haute relied solely on gut instinct—cause dem guts don’t lie, son

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I came down with a bad case of Legionnaires disease. I've been telling everyone I know that Legion airs on Wednesday February 8th on FX.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  17. When you wish upon a star, nothing happens... It's the moon that you should be wishing too... Awwwooooooooo!

    By Bigsmak,
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  18. Walk like an Egyptian? Thanks for the advice The Bangles, but I should have Run Like an Ethiopian. It was a marathon after all.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. my brash blag of hash tag flash swag was a rash brag - my bad.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Smash cut to Darrell Hammond as The Incredible Hulk smashing stuff and cutting himself.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Brash pout? Smash mouth.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. "Broadcast News?" More like "Broadcast Jews!" Didn't work out so well, eh Aaron? What a sweaty mess.

    By IndianMarcSummers,
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  23. Don’t give up your day job—it would be nearly impossible to study sunspots at night. Plus, you’re a terrible jazz trombonist.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. They say that good fences make good neighbors. I say yo mamma left the window open.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is tacos, and it’s Tuesday.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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