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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I caught my girlfriend poking holes in my condom. I know it was her because it was on my erect penis at the time.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. 'tis the season to eat molly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Hello, Geek Squad? Yes, my disk is floppy and I can't get seem to boot it up. That's a problem, 'cause I really like to RAM!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. It's like a smelly hygenist. You know what I'm talking about, Alanis.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. Carmen San Diego was never really that hard to find. Most nights she was turning tricks outside Petco Park.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. I like big buttes and I cannot lie. So if you drive me to Montana I'll tell you everything.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 305 views

  7. Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy, but Clark Kent made some fat stacks from all those 'sclusies

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 501 views

  8. The morning paper smelled of pasta sauce & plagiarism. How to win Frisbees & infiltrate peepholes, volume 69.

    By greazey_bob,
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  9. Rudolph's red nose is indeed a genetic mutation. Why he hasn't been added to the X-Men lineup, I'll never know.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. Forget about all films coming out next year. The big reboot in 2017 will be Battletoads Retoaded: Lords of the Lily Pad.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 344 views

  11. Okay everyone, the man is 36 years old. I think we can start calling him Ryan Goose.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 539 views

  12. Hi, I'm former tv star Scott Aukerman. Does your cat suffer from erectile dysfunction?

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Give a fish a fish and it'll become a cannibal. Teach a fish to fish and well, you sir just created a serial killer.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. Roll up a fat ole' Bob Marley and throw it in the river before guests arrive

    By MikeCalhoun,   
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  15. Catchphrases are a dime a dozen. And this one was worth the whole 8.33333333333333 cents.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 372 views

  16. Of all possible catchphrases why in Hades did I choose to read this one?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. I can see myself selecting this catchphrase. I can hear myself reading this catchphrase. I can feel you lightly stroking my cheek with this catchphras

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. To make a long holiday short: Twas the night before whatever and to all a good night.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Pistol shrimp’s gimbal grips made thimble tent’s tremble bits dimple vents on whimple’s gents.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 325 views

  20. Wreck my balls with cows of golly la la la la la la la la la

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 321 views

  21. It's all about the Benjamins, baby. Franklin, Graham, Disraeli, Affleck, Andre 3000.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 284 views

  22. Where did the time go? It didn't go anywhere, that's not how time works

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 257 views

  23. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. Unless its Horse from Kappa Delta Phi, he'll drink anything.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 394 views

  24. Last night I farted on my roomates. Infantile? Maybe. Guile, from Street Fighter? No.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 308 views

  25. Never meet your heroes, the other day I found out Shampoodler was actually Lorne Michaels.

    By Frenchfries,
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