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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Donald Trump is an anagram for Don Turd Palm.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. The endless legal battles following the death of the last of the Stooges proved the old saying true; Moe money, mo' problems

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. When shopping for Martin Scorsese films I don't just rush right in and buy Kundun... I browse.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. Why is it that "Star Wars" makes millions of dollars but my movie "Sars Wart" was terribly received. It's practically spelled the same!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb And no other fingers because her dumb hand is deformed.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. TSA ALERT! If you Seeso something sayso! At $3.99 a month it's a bargain at thrice the price, while half the price would just be a bad business Mode

    By AccordionBot,
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  7. "If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to read," says the National Association for Adolescent Literary

    By PurpleReagan,
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  8. Misery loves "Three's Company"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. One out of five dentists hope you don't look too closely into their credentials.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. tongue tied timer

    By AccordionBot,
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  11. If you need somebody to do small repairs around the house, just look in the mirror and say "handyman" five times

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Making a list. Checking it twice. The NSA is really taking the holidays seriously.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  13. I did the Gallup Strengths Finder survey. Instead of giving me my top 5 traits at the end, it just gave me the phone number of a local therapist.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. I've been hearing about this Alt-Right command on computers. What does it do? Do I need a white keyboard to find the Right key?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. In this era of supposedly making things great, what about those of us who are fine with civil and mediocre?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  16. Once I find Atlantis, Noah's Ark and the Lost City of Z, there's only one thing left to discover...who let the dogs out. Who, indeed.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. Would I do a Klondike bar? If we're being honest I've always wanted to. Ohhhh, WHAT would I do FOR a Klondike bar? I dunno, fuck one?

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. You mean to tell me that the law says I can't go outside naked in the dead of winter and fire an AK in the air? This isn't the U.S. I know and love!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. and to think you thought you knew the titles to things! well not in HERE, dickhead!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. (soon-to-be) dead man Walken

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. CBB backwards is BBC, so take that in.

    By Lannik,   
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  22. The Game of Thrones I'm used to involves running around to music and the thrones disappearing each time it stops. And there are dragons.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. Jellyfish, meet Peanut Butter Fish and Bread Shark. That be the sandwich for me, says I. Yarrrr.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. At Cheesecake Factory, if you don't leave with our cream in your mouth, it's your own fault...and it is probably on your shirt.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. Gemma Pell Gemma Pell

    By yodellingwalrus,
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