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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. For the last time; Battle of the Network Stars is not the same as Star Wars. One is undeniably cool, and the other has Jar Jar Binks.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. The year, 1978. The place, London England. The band, Dire Straits. The discussion, changing the lyrics to Sultans of Swing from Burglars of Turd.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. 30 minutes or less might be OK for a pizza delivery, but when it comes to love making, I can shave twenty-nine minutes off that time.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. Approximately 17% of moths are left-handed. What does this mean for you? You’ll be shocked when you find out!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. After an 86-year investigation, we’ve concluded that it was actually right-handed moths that ate the painting.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. A left-handed moth, a defective parachute, and an elephant wearing pajamas walk into a bar.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Yes blood is thicker than water. But while your soup's texture might now be perfect we're still closing down your restaurant.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Happy New Year from all us here at Goodyear where we hope you have a decent year.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Gurlll was your mother a seagull? 'Cuz you look like a minivan covered in bird shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Wilde Clickbait: You Won't Believe What Dorian Gray Looks Like Now.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Jingle Bells,Batman Smells,Robin laid an egg. Seriously, we were partying at Selina's and Robin jumps on the table and yells "Let's see a bat do this"

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. The Electoral College may be unpopular, but the Electanal College is even shittier.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. In an interesting turn of events, a feral dog howled, "a baby ate my dingo!"

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. Menudo has been successful as a boy band. As a soup, international appeal isn't as strong. The commonality is beefy stomachs.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. I recently watched Mr. Holland's Opus. Last year, I ran into Mr. Opus in Holland. Both events good at the time, though largely forgettable now.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  16. I am working on my yule log for yuletide, so you'll forgive me if I don't make time for Yul Brynner this yule, y'all.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. Maybe I'm being too literal, but my idea of a space opera would have had Pavarotti as Obi Wan and Placido Domingo as the Emperor or Mace Windu.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. Your honor, ladies and gentleman of the jury, incoming students, busters, tricks, tramps, hoes, and daddymacks, please remain in your funk trance.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. According to a recent survey, accordions threw a decent soirée.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Feeling hungover is nature's way of telling you that you had your first group sex experience with a bunch of elderly couples

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Of all the roach motels in Guam she walks into mine, orders a pixy stix and says she's pregos with 500 of my eggos.

    By greazey_bob,   
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  22. Rogue One spoiler: nerds in theater lines wearing Star Wars shirts singing "bop-ba-bop-ba-bopbabahhh!"

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. Next year's Star Wars christmas special will be named Rogue One 2: Tree Force

    By TheMeddler,
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  24. Please, Mr. Boombastic was my father's name. I'm just regular ol' Steve Boombastic.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Feliz Navidad to Felix, the Na'vi dad.

    By Mister Malaka,
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