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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Liar Liar pants on the gas heater pants starting to smoulder pants are alight house burning burning

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 404 views

  2. Yes Virginia, Mick Jagger's gross old dick still works.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 432 views

  3. If brevity's the soul of wit, honesty the best policy and laughter the best medicine, then why do long fake farts always murder in the courtroom?

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 542 views

  4. The snowblower Scott Augerman drive cable connects the control lever to the engagement lever on (cont'd inside)

    By Adam Young,   
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    • 612 views

  5. If you neglect the balls of your Christmas tree this holiday season Santa might not be able to come.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 353 views

  6. I'll take a Hot Pocket. Alabama? Yeah, sure. Can't be much different than the original.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 291 views

  7. Imma stop you right there. Hi! I'm a stop sign. Please be my friend.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. I got a hot take on pizza gate so stand back people - I'm firing up the paranoia drive and we're going all the way to Crazysville, Nova Scotia.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 334 views

  9. Have you been searching for a long lost white relative or snack? Then Cracker Locator is for you!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 310 views

  10. Party like a rock star, kick a little ass. That's right, give a strong boot to that miniature donkey when the rocking really gets rolling.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 310 views

  11. People have wanted a Love Boat reboot for years. It's time for a millennial-themed redux. It'll be on fleek.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 342 views

  12. Black hole sun won't you come, all over my ass.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 379 views

  13. First Bowie, then Prince. Who's they next musical genius to die in 2016? Gary Glitter?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 312 views

  14. Woke up with morning wood today. That's it.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 421 views

  15. Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer: dead today due to complications from advanced cirrhosis. Drink in moderation, boys and girls.

    By JoePrice,
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    • 447 views

  16. Six in one, half dozen in the other. Six pence none the richer, six and a half dozen and you're in a new tax bracket, baby.

    By JoePrice,
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    • 310 views

  17. If life is but a dream, I must be in a coma because I haven't slept in days!

    By JoePrice,
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    • 250 views

  18. My new strategy is to reply to every post and hope that a catchphrase is accidentally attributed to me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 1210 views

  19. if anything i submit on here gets more than 10 views i feel as though the day had meaning

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. Poorly designed thrones to be seated upon by poorly designed men

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. I'm afraid I can't support your candidate for the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, her titties just aren't itty bitty enough.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 339 views

  22. I just delivered a bunch of Prada purses to some really mean girls. It was a real bags to bitches story.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 313 views

  23. We give the handicapped their own parking spots and bathrooms, yet the ungrateful bastards still won't let us pet their dogs.

    By floppyarmadillo,
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    • 129 views

  24. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But let's be honest, if you've got even one bird in your bush, it may be time for a waxing.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 309 views

  25. "Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam-" were the last words heard by passengers on Flight 437 before Little Richard....

    By PamGriersLegs,
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