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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jack slew the mighty giant. Then he slew his giant wife. There's a sex tape of it but you gotta sift through the sea of midget porn to find it.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 454 views

  2. I'm an Ionian but I don't own Ian, in fact I owe Ian an odious Odeum of appropriate opprobrium

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 486 views

  3. Welcome to the iPod broadcast, I hope you enjoy it more than the last, but not as much as the next.

    By Mister Smart,
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    • 479 views

  4. Look, I'm not going to sugarcoat this. You have diabetes.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure the medical term is spinal stenosis.

    By BrendanFranklin,
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    • 767 views

  6. Where have all the cowboys gone? My guess is the poon saloon. They should be there till noon.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. This just inç My balls. It's freezing in here.

    By SirVizzle,
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    • 398 views

  8. Rick Semper Moranis...That Could Be Something, Right?

    By PatFreeburn,
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  9. What's up, Turk-(from Scrubs)-key dog?

    By chris the piss,
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  10. Allllllllrighty, then! Bruce Allllllllmighty, now!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 463 views

  11. Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be ignoring you, you uninteresting idiot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 394 views

  12. What's the difference between can of corn and a boner? I don't have a can of corn right now...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 368 views

  13. If you need anything in the next hour, me and Runny Butt-Notch will be flippin’ readies down at Bookman’s Gash.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 345 views

  14. Welcome to the Cat Ranch, Herr Trump FĂĽhrer. When was the last time you cried?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 642 views

  15. Swallywood's Gumtrolled by the Chews

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 421 views

  16. Not to sound hollow, but I won't sleepy with you, Mr. Crane, because of your Ichabod.

    By CalvinRye,   
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    • 405 views

  17. the house of unamerican podcasting committee will now come to order. first up....

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 452 views

  18. Maybe it was Karma. Maybe it was Destiny. I'm not sure which, but one of those two strippers stole my wallet.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 458 views

  19. Pod of whales, pod of casts, pod of pure disgust as the tide rolls in and your sense of self worth rolls out

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. The FBI set up a fake app to capture people that distributed tree porn. Operation "Sap Fap App Trap" was a complete success.

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. 10/9 central. Bill Nye and Guy Fieri go toe-to-toe to see whose more hairy. Then Stephen King's Carrie starring Guy Fieri's daughter Girl Fieri

    By Tampon Manpookiss,
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    • 300 views

  22. Thanks, but my clarinet teacher already taught me everything I need to know about fingering

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. (Submitted on behalf of my daughter) I bet a knuckle sandwich would be pretty good if you took the bones out.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 345 views

  24. I'm walking on sunshine... but I'm not sure I have the right shoes for it.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 352 views

  25. It's SIR Elton John. You have insulted my honor. I demand satisfaction and I challenge you to a piano duel at dawn.

    By Mister Malaka,
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