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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 9 out of 10 time-travelers agree: You think shit is fucked up right now? Ohhhhh man....just you wait.

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. When future historians try to connect the dots, they will most likely end up with a simple picture of an animal such as a fishie or a horsie

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Reading, writing, arithmetic. Too much fucking hurts my dick.

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. Out of the seventeen British bands that dress up like aliens, Fleetwood Mac and Me is by far the most talented.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Is this a Thing? 'Chicken Soup for the Sole: A Guide to Holistic Foot Application of Broth.'

    By lilgaryunger,
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  6. Comedy Bang-Bang your head! Metal heath'll drive you mad

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Like sands through the hourglass, you are also an obsolete relic of times long gone. Clean out your desk, Jerry, the Robo-Timer3000 keeps time (cont)

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. I've heard of losing an erection, but losing an election??

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Older men preying on younger women??? It's just like a hawk hunting mice, but instead it's old guys hunting young women

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. Compound interest, compound bow, compound full of com-dogs with no com-owners

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. My recollection is kinda murky how bout you grease these palms so I can jerk my way to a memory.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  12. Fun fact, the Bible was originally written in witches' blood

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. With you it's always fish hats, fish hats, fish hats. Can't we ever talk about anything else?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. In case you didn't notice, ANDREW Garfield also loves lasagna

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Well, I don't see what's so "fine" about these asbestos particles. If you ask me, they suck

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Green screen, Martin Sheen. Red skull, Martin Mull

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. How would I know if my website visitors are unique if I've never even met them?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Help, I'm trapped in a C+C Music Factory

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Clowns may be scary, but their carpooling skills are stupendous

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. No, I asked for twisty BRAD, the delivery guy slash contortionist

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Get married, have kids and grow old with 'er? I hardly know 'er!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Life was simpler when I was a kid. Back then, the only thing our parents had to worry about was our plan to murder them in their sleep

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Garfield loves lasagna, but lasagna's heart belongs only to Jon

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Professor Plum and Christopher Plummer are... Plum and Plummer

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Chip's Efficient Fish n' Chips --

    By ninjamincho,
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