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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Face down, ass up! Those tomato seeds aren't going to plant themselves.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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    • 501 views

  2. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice and I might be Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates

    By mikethehuman,
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    • 428 views

  3. It was the best of times, it was the worst of the Matrix trilogy

    By mikethehuman,
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    • 472 views

  4. “Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate?” Thanks Yoda, but Morrissey will take over lyric writing duties from here on in.

    By AlexDale,
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    • 403 views

  5. Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said orange you glad I didn’t say banana

    By AlexDale,
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    • 423 views

  6. Girlfriend in a coma I know, I know … let’s sublet her room.

    By AlexDale,
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    • 403 views

  7. I was Happy in the haze of a drunken hour, Sneezy in the blur of a day long coke spree ...

    By AlexDale,   
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    • 462 views

  8. So long as men die Finnerty will never perish

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 354 views

  9. Alright kids, let's get out there and win this little league game. Not for the trophy and not for the title but for me, the adult man on the team.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 412 views

  10. I've tripped on acid twice in my life, to answer your question about why both of my feet are burned off.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 426 views

  11. Everyone in Hollywood is chasing that shiny golden naked bald guy with a sword, Ben Kingsley's on the loose.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 345 views

  12. primp primp its the shrimp king, come to gather me shrimps

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 393 views

  13. The Hills Have Eyes with the sound of music

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 519 views

  14. If the shoe fits like a duck, gotta be a duckshoe

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 331 views

  15. Is that a Samsung Galaxy Note in your pocket or is your wide flat penis happy to see me?

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 334 views

  16. Neglect your herb garden to kill some thyme

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 350 views

  17. Call me racist but Hitler's Aryans all looked alike

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 425 views

  18. If it swims like a bird and quacks like a plane, it's probably a Superman

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 293 views

  19. Who shot first, Han Solo or the egg?

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 358 views

  20. There's no rule that says a dog can't be president - Air Bud 2016

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 392 views

  21. Dos of my Equis live in Texas

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 323 views

  22. The saddest part about these hilarious moodswings is how angry they make me!

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 302 views

  23. If killing people is "wrong," then I don't WANT to be caught!

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 290 views

  24. Rogeneezer Scrooge was then visited by the ghost of ChrisMintz Plasse

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 309 views

  25. Freud was both a psychoanalyst and a phallusopher

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 287 views
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