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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sorry if I misread you, but I miss Reggie!

    By ninjamincho,
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    • 566 views

  2. I know it takes two to tango, but it only takes one to tangle.

    By ninjamincho,
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    • 458 views

  3. 1 assscat & 17 charred corpses later, the improviser began to regret the series of "yes ands" that led him to this point; perhaps he should try sketch

    By dirtyvicar,
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  4. If I was a dog, I'd be Mutt Damon...

    By ninjamincho,
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    • 462 views

  5. Necrotizing Fasciitis or "flesh-eating bacertia" first came into the public eye after Peter Hedges gripping exposé, "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 353 views

  6. One in the hand is worth two in the bush in our new handjob-based economy.

    By LesJizzerables,
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  7. I'm not trying to be facetious, because I don't know what that means, unless it has to do with feces, because I am trying to take a dump.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. berate David Grogan when you're in London, he is a stupid pretend fan of the show, and a cosmetic scientist in the worst sense.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 608 views

  9. I like to eat and then to skeet and then to smile and then to sleep

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 380 views

  10. Boy, the Original Kings of Comedy sure have a lot of material about the peasantry and usurping the throne.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 342 views

  11. Good news gang, I've got a green thumb. I mean bad news, I've got a gangrene thumb

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 331 views

  12. Try your best not to comment on or criticize Linda's egg shell covered floor, she's really sensitive about it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 345 views

  13. intrepid cumulus clouds out brave Cthulhu in the quest for home boy thumb wrestling champ

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 388 views

  14. You can take that to the dollar store

    By Max Power,
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  15. Coca cola

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 462 views

  16. Excuse me, waiter, but I've been waiting far too long for my fart oolong!

    By daddyjunior,
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    • 630 views

  17. the sentence words are all after each other until it ends.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 396 views

  18. Your rap is crap, and im the mower

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  19. Jane feigned pain when rain stained Shane's suede cane. "That plain cane's vain!" she explained.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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    • 439 views

  20. You know me, just working for The Weeknd's new record label.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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    • 483 views

  21. Father, Son, and Holy Ghostess with the Mostes.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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    • 469 views

  22. Congratulations to the new winner of Robot Jeopardy. The answer was indeed "What is love".

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 324 views

  23. Franklin, my dear, I don't Delano Roosevelt.

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 359 views

  24. One for the money, two for the show, come on everybody let's start thinking about heading home, it's getting pretty late.

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 338 views

  25. If you're wondering whether I like to live life on the edge, let's just say my preferred variety of Chex Mix is "Bold"

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 364 views
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