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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you don't let me use your bathroom I'll pee my pants, but if you DO let me use it, I promise I'll pee yours.

    By TermNernhurse,
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    • 340 views

  2. You Miss 100% Of The Shorts You Don't Take On Summer Vacation

    By hjvjhjhgkgjbkb,
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  3. I have a suspicious package?! C'mon TSA, I came here for a pat down, not a put down

    By Edward James Almost,
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    • 426 views

  4. Hey muffin, can I get a hug? were the robot's first words when it became conscious. And that was the beginning of Skynet.

    By astrobuoy,
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  5. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You picked my airline. Prepare to fly.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Hannity: thy name is woman

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Like the blacksmith always says, "He who smelt it, dealt it."

    By dirtyvicar,
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  8. I'm sorry, Mr. Joel, but we have forensic evidence that proves you did indeed start the fire.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  9. Let's get derivative . rivative.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Low

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Loop de loop and shoot the hoop, pack my mouth with dirt from the floor of our cousin maree's chicken coup

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. hum-drum bum-cum squirty dirty plop-plop plums

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 449 views

  13. That's what Che said!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 363 views

  14. Goodbyes are hard so I'm gonna bullshit for an hour till plugs.

    By Charcoal City,
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  15. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. If no one's around, does he make a sound? Tom Cruise stared in Ghost Protocol

    By Charcoal City,
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  16. "I'm sorry but the doctor cannot see you today," said the receptionist to the invisible man

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. bumfart on my codpiece. willys in the hall. substandard, indolent, nougaty balls.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 422 views

  18. I am the Brian Eno of improv. Just laying on a couch, holding up suggestion cards

    By Charcoal City,
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  19. Steven Speilberg's dick is so big that it co-wrote Schindler's List.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 368 views

  20. What's up, deep-fried hot dog, how's the state fair?

    By WhalePrintPants,
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    • 390 views

  21. Welcome to WTF with Marc Maron, this is your guest host Scott Aukerman, are we good?

    By WhalePrintPants,
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    • 580 views

  22. New catchphrase suggestions, it's like the Netflix of dick jokes!

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Give a man a hotdog and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to hotdog and he'll be a freestyle skier for life

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 540 views

  24. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang brought to you by our new sponsor, ISIS. "We're ISIS... not the one you're thinking of"

    By potsmaster,
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    • 435 views

  25. butt-hurt Hutt flirt squirts dirt on Tutt's yurt

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 399 views
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