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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel. Where can I find a squirrel like that?!

    By NeirHigginbotham,
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  2. Enough with the emo emus, Amos.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  3. There are only three, sorry two wild African emus left in the world and you better have a good reason for making a hat out of the one on your head!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  4. In my day a selfie was when you took a photograph of yourself - not this autoerotic asphyxiation lark the kids are into now.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. In my day a digital influencer was just the popular kid on the street who was really good at finger guns.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Greek Yoghurts have active cultures in them. Geek Yoghurts have meme cultures in them.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Ditch that stuffy collar and tie and put on some blackface - it's casual racism Friday!

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. That table over there? Makes you stronger. A small raisin? Makes you stronger. This makes no sense.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Row row row your bloat gently down the indigestion stream.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Get outta my dreams, Get into my car. Ok now I'm in my underwear doing a college exam in your car. What do you want?

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Here be dragons! There be flagons! How old's the GPS in your station wagon?

    By dirtyvicar,
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  12. Cod or scrod? Don't be so mod, lest you blow your wad in a manner that is slipshod (there is no god)!

    By dirtyvicar,
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  13. Leaving any trash on the ground in another...

    By MichaelCarlson,
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  14. What's your sign baby?! I'm a vertigo. Now get me out of this tree and in to your car!!!!

    By NeirHigginbotham,
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  15. Thanks to Monty for the great catchphrase suggestion.

    By Monty,
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  16. Jumping the Shark used to be called Screwing the Pooch which used to be Bumming the Giraffe. And we all know where that came from. The Pervert Irish.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Wicker basket. Wicker Man. Wicka Wicka Wow Wow - I'm a white middle class rapper. Get funky dudes and dudettes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Sunday, Monday, Happy Days! Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days! Thursday, Friday, Deep Depression - The weekend comes, can't get out of bed. Fuck me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Snapchat me your Deets, I'll hit you up on Friendster and we can Bebo some heroin later. Cool bro.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 422 views

  20. Location, Location, Location, Samuel L Jackson - The Four L's of Real Motherfuckin' Esate.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. If I wrote the dictionary I'd put U and I together because I'm a fucking moron who doesn't know how the alphabet works.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. "I remember when all this was fields." Please Mister Fields put your penis away.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. I dunno about that autoerotic asphyxiation. You'd have to be pretty desperate to fuck an exhaust pipe.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Harambe ? He's just King Kong for Millennials. Millennials? They're just Baby Boomers for this century. Baby Boomers? They just love exploding babies.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 599 views

  25. Space Ghetto. To our Scottish listeners that just sounded like I said Spice Girl. Weird, huh?

    By SideofMcG,
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