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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sheep should be shorn and not herd.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 459 views

  2. The monkeys are back or else your Dad just ate all the bananas and smeared his shit on the kitchen walls again. Either way it's gonna be a great day.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 347 views

  3. Flowers never feel safe because they're always being stalked. That makes no sense! Go pluck yourself!

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 307 views

  4. Where wolf? Were wolf? We're wolf. Queerwolf. Dr. Suess' lost manuscript finally uncovered!

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 442 views

  5. Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to myself. But then you always ruin it by answering me.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 323 views

  6. You know what they say? Small hands - cheaper gloves.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 511 views

  7. Big news for us! We're pregnant! And by 'we' I mean 'you'. And by 'us' I also mean 'you'. I don't date no weird Junior ass pregnant men.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 431 views

  8. The Three Extreme L's of Real Estate - Location, Location WOAHCATION.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 395 views

  9. My milkshake brings all the slightly outdated references to the yard.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 342 views

  10. Dance like nobody is washing. That's right - do the stinky foxtrot.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 337 views

  11. Don't stop. Be Leaving. That's right - get the fuck out of here.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 2 replies
    • 473 views

  12. Cherish - Being like or behaving in a similar fashion to Cher.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 323 views

  13. You'd get back to work if you had any sense, but the one thing we need is a left-handed monkey wrench.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
    • 1 reply
    • 523 views

  14. Don't be fickle, have a tickle

    By Dead_Armadillos,
    • 0 replies
    • 546 views

  15. I will swear to a life of celibacy if you promise to teach me the key to tickling oneself.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
    • 0 replies
    • 421 views

  16. Can we just calm down and agree that yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the beach, the Coast Guard issues a "Fat Mama on the Beac

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 452 views

  17. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Why is my dick in the bouillabaisse?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 373 views

  18. Nothing in this catchphrase limits or excludes any liability for death or personal injury resulting from go-fuck-yourself-related negligence.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 374 views

  19. The first time Bill & Leesa had sexual congress, she vetoed his motion to table but he filibustered the shit out of her while Paul Ryan watched.

    By dirtyvicar,
    • 1 reply
    • 380 views

  20. Can we still return Eric Bana if we didn't keep the receipt?

    By dirtyvicar,
    • 0 replies
    • 358 views

  21. 9 out of 10 stupid assholes agree: The didgeridoo is awesome

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 572 views

  22. On Australian HBO, "The Night Of" is known by it's alternative title: "The Next Afternoon"

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 404 views

  23. Move over,there's a new sheriff in town, yr' standing right in his way. Just a few more inches oughta do it. I think that's good,he can get by you now

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 486 views

  24. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, this bartering system isn't that creative or useful

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 386 views

  25. Coca-Koala is the best-selling marsupial flavored soda on the market, narrowly beating out Mountain Roo

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 454 views
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