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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

    By Meadowlark,
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    • 173 views

  2. Is that a tramp stamp of a damp tamp?

    By Meadowlark,
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    • 189 views

  3. Trick or treat, I beat my meat, and look for something good to eat

    By Meadowlark,
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    • 210 views

  4. Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a freight train. He put his AirPods in his ears and listened to Comedy Bang Bang

    By Meadowlark,
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    • 165 views

  5. I’m still a Pogs champion, no drunk driving conviction can change that.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 233 views

  6. Absinthe makes my part grow longer

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  7. Made a fart and thought it was art, but turned around and saw a shart. Guess that's why they sell Activia

    By LordDildy,
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    • 386 views

  8. Contemplation, realization, unwitting irrigation. Guess I should start wearing Depends.

    By LordDildy,
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    • 396 views

  9. I really want to give you a catchphrase, but all I have are shit jokes.

    By LordDildy,
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    • 391 views

  10. I split my lip on a sharp jagged chip. Now I drip when I sip and hiss when I kiss. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 259 views

  11. Yes officer, Rhys was with me from 5pm to 8pm on the night of the 23rd

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 293 views

  12. I’ve got the wand now! No, no, no more hoe’s. Only the finest escorts for this wiz wiz.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 379 views

  13. Constantly critically clobbering critters

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  14. A loaf of bread a day will keep the doctor away. Unless you're gluten intolerant.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  15. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’ll be the first to admit it’s made for an awkward first date.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. Maybe I misunderstood the name, but my trip to Gobbler’s Knob was pretty disappointing.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Rain, rain, go away, come back, go away, come back, I have OCD

    By Theodore Roosesvelte,
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    • 352 views

  18. Is that gentle predator someone you know from high school? That. did. not. go. well...

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  19. Are you as jazzed as I am jizzed?

    By Dead Sea Squirrels,
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  20. Step aside Jack White; now I'VE got the hardest butt in Tuba Town!

    By FriedStephen,
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  21. Cut the muzak, sleep with Joan Cusack. “What about Joan” is makin’ me groan.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 398 views

  22. Hip hip hooray, doctors are on their way. Whole set of Micro-Machines in my rectum, where did they I was gonna collect’em?

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 394 views

  23. Ask your stupid Frisbee dog if granny has a chance

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  24. Your business partner is a cat with hands

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  25. It's a beautiful day, For all the ex-wives I pay, It's a beautiful day, Alimony Tony won't let it get away

    By Alimony Tony,
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    • 504 views
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