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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The public library borrowed my heart and never checked it in again. Good thing they had books on living without blood!

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  2. I do what I can and I can what I do. That's right, I keep my shit in cans, folks.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. If I hurl please tell earl. Abandon all hope the ambulance is on the way.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  4. Today on House Hunters, we shoot Hugh Laurie with a high-powered rifle.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, Rage Against the Machine fuckin' shreds, dude.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Osh-Cosh-Be-Gosh? Odd-Codd-Be-Godd!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  7. With words like coral and canal, what's next... covaginal?

    By mortinni936,
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  8. I always pronounce "Shaudenfreude" incorrectly, so people can laugh at my misfortune.

    By DongSlave,
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  9. After I told a good joke, the drummer gave me a rimjob.

    By DongSlave,
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  10. The popcorn tastes better when you take a butterface to the movies.

    By DongSlave,
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  11. William H. Macy? Jesus H. Christ? Coincidence? You bet your sweet butt cheeks it is!

    By DongSlave,
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  12. Kevin Bacon fertilized my eggs. Breakfast was ruined!

    By DongSlave,
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  13. Trim your bush, and I'll rim your tush!

    By DongSlave,
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  14. Two washed-up dads found new careers watering orchids with sasquatch tears

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  15. You take the good, you take the bad, you take my Kenny Loggins cassettes and I'll punch you in the Dick!

    By Rusty PepperCorns,
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  16. I’m always up to get down, but rarely down to get up.

    By Brenden Dahl,
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  17. 4 score and 7 beers ago Babe-raham Lincoln ended the civil war by giving the South what it was totally begging for, full-frontal nudity, bro! 

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. If you break a rib and it's poking out of your chest, damn son, that body chest is like a treasure chest, black market demand for fresh man rib through the roof

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Drop your cob and wipe your slob, grab your lox and shine your crocs—it’s time for the show, you foxy warlock!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. You. Me. A box of frozen corn dogs. And a jar of warm mustard. ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be squished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I really miss Mean Joe Green Jeans and his corny end-zone kangaroo dances.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. In case you are wondering, yes, the walls are made of ham and I’m getting ready to go to licktown on them

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  23. Sorry but I can't keep my hams to myself -- you knew I was a ham salesman when we got married!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  24. Sometimes I browse using Mozilla but I much prefer browsing the mozzarella section of my favourite cheese shop.

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  25. Annie Lennox asked why but she never asked why not

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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