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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. ...

    By Man_on,
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  2. Welcome to Scottedy Auk Auk, I'm your host Com Bangerman.

    By CloakOfTheCloaca,
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  3. I’ll only marry ya if you show me your bathing suit area.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. My Caesar salad was murdered by a bunch of treasonous fucking croutons. 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Oh how the tables have turned on their bearing-equipped axes due to infinitesimal surface density variances and rotational forces imparted by gravitational inertia.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I came here to eat corn and chew bubble gum. Not at the same time, of course. That would be silly.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Please sign our petition to make sure George Lucas keeps his hands off Mambos number 1-4. We don’t need any more of our childhood ruined by that man.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. What's hot, updog?

    By Man_on,
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  10. Don't Ouroboros us, get to the Corythosaurus!

    By TheMeddler,
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  11. If you say don’t fart on my pillow, you should say somethin else.

    By Doofer,
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  12. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't make Phil Collins forget what he knows.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  13. I threw the gauntlet at Satan’s feet. “The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not YEET!”

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  14. Salami, ham, and mortadella. Some toe nails, socks, a small umbrella. These sandwich options suck!

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  15. She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot rubber weenie, that she wore cuz I like to get pegged.

    By Tim the cool tan sailor,
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  16. Man oh man, O'Malley ran one manic hambone band

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  17. A GNARLY GODDAMN SKELETON, EQUIPPED WITH BLOOD AND GUTS AND SHIT, DWELLS INSIDE EACH OF US! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Serving theses on feces to all living species.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  19. What's up Hotdog? More like, what's up pot hog. Quit smoking all my sweet sativa.

    By ThatGuyNotNamedTrevor,
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  20. Pay attention in the opening minutes of The Terminator and you might catch a glimpse of Arnold's little Terminator.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. Well tickle my biscuits, flick my corn, and drown me in sausage gravy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Jimmy would have had been cracking corn, and I did not want to have had not cared.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I came here to crack corn and not care, and I’m all out of corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Deceptively simple, ye olde phrase of catch be

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. I think we should be less concerned with China stealing our jobs and more concerned about all this pee pee they’re putting in our coke.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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