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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My day is full of time to waste so if you want I'll spit in your face.

    By SuperG3663,
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  2. I like my coffee like I like my women: like my coffee.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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    • 314 views

  3. One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Five potato, six potato...Julianne Moore?!

    By ChrisCautious,
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  4. I take two shits in the morning, I take two shits at night. I take two shits in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I take two shits in time of peace and two in time of war. I take two shits before I take two shits and then I take two more

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, this minor tributary will continue to discharge water at its current level and we can attribute it to divine intervention.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Toothbeard the Pirate / Was a salty ingrown soul / With a corn cob elbow and a parrot-skin other elbow / And two eyes made out of pistachio gelato

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I can't operate on this boy, for I am an irresponsible doctor

    By MarkDowling,
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  8. Scissors are made / for the left or right hand / but tough luck leftie / if you want to open a can

    By slowestjogger,
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  9. N'Sync or not at all.

    By PlacateTheMuse,
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  10. There once was a man from Nantucket, who’s penis and it’s physical properties are none of your business, now please cease and desist this libelous hate speech. (I’m being paid to read this, but seriously have you seen the size of this thing?)

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  11. Snips, snails, puppy dog tails. Sugar, spice, and everything nice. Either the contents of a budding psychopath’s backpack, or a recipe for diabetes and sinful gluttonous excess. This is how your parents see you.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  12. Maybe it's just me, but for me, it's just me but me for me.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. Backstreet's back alright. I inspected it myself. Mr. Backstreet has a healthy spine.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 334 views

  14. tits back, butt first, that's the way I met Fred Durst

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  15. Lena Dunham? More like Falla Beginsteak

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  16. There are two mysteries that will never be solved: who killed Kennedy and who let the dogs out.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 320 views

  17. In Canada, milk comes in a bag and Miss Cookie LaWhore comes in drag.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  18. If Mel Schacher gets any fatter will they have to change the name to Grand Chunk Railroad Question Mark and the Mysterians.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  19. For me, in my opinion, Suleiman Ali Nashnush has gotta be first on the NBA's TALL sheet.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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    • 325 views

  20. At home. Drawing pictures. Of mountain goats.

    By wedgie_rotts,
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  21. Me and Bumpy Cornstache rollin’ urchins down at Greedo’s Dock

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Out in the West LA town of Pomona / I fell in love with a Mexican plant geneticist developing an army of sentient corn to enact her megalomaniacal plan for world domination

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Phrase, caught. Line, tagged. Hole, corned. Tea, bagged.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are. When you wish upon a star it makes no difference

    By MaritalFur,
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  25. Dead Spouse or a Beheaded Mouse? We'll sort it out! Yes it's No Moral Cleaners. We're literally criminals!

    By SideofMcG,
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