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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jimmy smoked crack corn and now he lives under a bridge in Houston.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Who let the dogs down? You and your shitty “artisan” kale & polenta dog treats, that’s who.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Kids, I shrunk the honey. This shrinking machine is far too dangerous for human trials.

    By masonreloaded,
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  4. So thankful that dog parks have moved out of the "meet cute" location placed in every rom-com phase and into the "meat flute"  location placed in every Tom's mom phase. Ha HA TOM, DOG PARK BANGED YOUR MOM!!!

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. They say the line between madness & genius is thinner than the wire the CIA planted in my teeth to keep track of my spending & send instructions on overtaking Peru's gold supply using the laptop I made out of walnuts, car batteries & mommy's night soil

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. If its yellow let it mellow. If its brown, let it mellow. Our toilet is a hole in the ground.

    By masonreloaded,
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  7. I see England, I see France, I see Charles dance. I'm watching Alien 3 on an airplane.

    By masonreloaded,
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  8. Wait, hold the phonograph. Wait, I meant graph the sonogram. Wait, I meant phone the gramosphere. Wait, I meant spear the homophobe?

    By Shart-Cream_SPF_50,
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  9. It's the show where we're talking #MeToo at You,

    By bleatport,
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  10. You can’t teach this old dog new tricks, but you can teach your new child not to trick this old dog, cuz if he doesn’t Throw the goddamned ball this time I am going to bite his face.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  11. Does my ass look big in this field of miniature donkeys?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Me and Shlomo Kornfeld poppin’ hemorrhoids down at Assburn’s Crack

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Never assume. It makes an ass out of the word assume by dropping the final syllable.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I ain't afraid of no goats!

    By wedgie_rotts,
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  15. You Miss 100% of The Pieces of Toast That You Don't Eat

    By lil'krissy,
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  16. Cum On Feel the Noize. Feel the Noize is the name of my racehorse, please wipe him off when you’re done

    By masonreloaded,
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  17. Schneider-Man, Schneider-Man. Does whatever Fred Schneider can.

    By masonreloaded,
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  18. Let your fingers do the walking, I’m afraid we had to amputate your legs Mr. Pinkerson.

    By masonreloaded,
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  19. All panties are edible if you try hard enough.

    By Chungus Bungus,
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  20. I defaulted on a small business loan for my puzzle store and have brought great shame upon my family. The only thing left now is to commit sudoku.

    By Chungus Bungus,
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  21. Rip off my nipper, I'll never become a part time stripper!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Now hear me out: What if Black Mirror was like, actually, a metaphor for our phones and stuff?

    By masonreloaded,
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  23. If Ken Watanabe my lover, he better get with my friends.

    By masonreloaded,
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  24. Bug ears, little teeth... you know what that means!

    By Doctor Cocker,
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  25. Get ready for some brown note, because this song is the shit!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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