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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't tell me how to skin a cat in my own kitchen! Now shut the door and hand me the Cool Whip and that weed-eater over there.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  2. The grass is always greener when it’s covered in nuclear waste.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  3. That’s the last time I stick my neck out for YOU, little white balls. I’ve got to stay hungry hungry.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  4. Do the pick & roll, try the hot & curl. Now do the fluff & twist. Ain't window washing the grandest thing?

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. Zombie parakeets are all like, "Graaains! Graaains!"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. After blowing my nose all week, my face feels like PJ Harvey's first album

    By Rev. Mike,
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  7. At first I thought it was prostate cancer, but as it turns out it's just a skinny marink on my dinky dink.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  8. Phallater's gonna phallate

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Say it out loud, I'm black and I'm pronouncing my name wrong. Hi, I'm Scoot.

    By MarcusReinvang-Melo,
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  10. alice in northumberland, the chilling tale of one british tourist's inability to discern reality from Monopoly

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. invite your friend along, and we can make this 69 a 696

    By beeface,
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  12. chem trails are real, and they made my butt smell bad. signed, Scott Auckerman

    By beeface,
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  13. Said Christopher Robin to his friends, "Let's try one more take of Pooh Bear's maniac face through the splintered door. With feeling!"

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  14. It's time for everyone's favorite primate rock and roll tribute band, The Poo Fighters!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  15. You put your right arm in, you take your right arm out, repeat that a few times and shake it all about. Then, 'Voila!' you made a baby.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  16. Skinny Malinky Long Legs, big banana feet! Went to the Pictures, shat himself, went home.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  17. Mantra Ray, he say: "Om blub blub. Om blub blub. Om blub blub. Blub."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9KOD8WNb6I

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Mark Bavaro had 39 career touchdowns and 2 Superbowl wins

    By Max Power,
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  20. In conclusion: Yes, Richard Nixon was a crook.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  21. Even though babies can't talk, they always seem to be putting their foot in their mouth.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. Welcome back to Name That Baby Panda, and folks let me reiterate that racial slurs are NOT acceptable panda names.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. New Catchphrase Suggestion

    By KickMuncher3,
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  24. When the crash of rhinos battled with the murder of crows. I wasn't suprised at who crashed and who got to murder.

    By Frenchfries,
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  25. This weeks premise will be an underwater studio! The room is slowly filling with water and our guests are currently being fit tested for scuba gear.

    By Frenchfries,
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