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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. And now you know why they call me the Godfather of Solfege

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 352 views

  2. Thanks for the mammaries! (I was allergic to formula)

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 320 views

  3. Roll call: Goran, Czech. Ivan, Czech. Svetlana, Czech. Ok! We're good to go.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 380 views

  4. Profound and recursively-clever catchphrase with a spoonerism and an irrelevant reference to corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Breaking news! Creepalong Bob was ambushed near the hambush, and the ambushers absconded with his last bushel of corn relish. Details at six.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 303 views

  6. It's 3 PM, why are you burning my midnight oil?!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 363 views

  7. Just a grillin' some corn on my Andrew Lloyd Weber grill. Mmmmm, mmmm. Lookin' good!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 392 views

  8. It makes me uncomfortable that our boss keeps the pencil sharpener in his lap when we use it.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 378 views

  9. Oops, I listened to "Oops I did it again" again.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 321 views

  10. Like my Grampy always said, "She may be your Grandmother, but she's like a mannequin in the sack."

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 405 views

  11. In lieu of reading a catchphrase submission today I will lock eyes with my engineer and seductively lick my lips for three seconds.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 305 views

  12. I don't want no shrubs, a shrub is a small to medium-sized woody plant distinguished from a tree by its shorter height that can't get no love from me.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 826 views

  13. Wipe before you swipe Tinder ain't got time for dingleberries.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 329 views

  14. Captain Hook, I'm so sorry. But it's not you. It's Smee.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 441 views

  15. Siri, I wish you free.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 369 views

  16. I have a wifeless life, due to my lifeless wife.

    By Goose,
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    • 460 views

  17. 'Please don't hold on to your hats!' - The Hat Burglar

    By TheoHarris,
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    • 457 views

  18. Ban Ki-Moon wank me - soon.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 361 views

  19. If beggars can't be choosers, then Jiff does not cater to the begging mother demographic.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 350 views

  20. Who's this big farmer everyone is so concerned about?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 318 views

  21. Face the facts, McGillicutty: there's a killer on the loose leaf

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 284 views

  22. no, no, no - you will find I requested Randy Nude-man

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 360 views

  23. Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that 20th century avant-garde classical music!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 374 views

  24. Who's up for a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Jazz Hands?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 312 views

  25. Keep your friends close, your enemies even closer and your shoes even closer depending on what side of town the bowling alley is on.

    By JoeDeanHinkle,
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    • 432 views
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