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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This lightly embossed Dorian cataphract stands before you today a sad, lightly embossed Dorian cataphract

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. It's all fun and games until...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  3. I had to get a nose job from my proctologist due to a deviated rectum.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  4. Menudo played Pluto in a game of Cluedo. It was Mr. Green in the Hall with pseudo-Judo.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  5. Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat

    By StopAwwCmon,
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  6. I got my hooks, and my broetry to protect me: I am a rock fan; I live on Long Island.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. "Classic color burn," said the graphic designer, because he was racist

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. The "deck" in "Deck the Halls" means decorate. Poor little Timmy learned too late.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. Even after all the suffering Finlay Quaye has clearly learned NOTHING/

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. But Octopi don't keep gardens, Ringo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. When entering your high score, do not use the initials A-S-S if you're not Abe Smitty Samson, the best gamer of all time.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  12. If I had the time, I'd give every one of you a kiss on the bum, grammy-style!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Actuality. Yes. Up. Yeah. Continuing.

    By ConnerOzer,
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  14. When I look at smiling faces of children, all I can think is "stop staring at those kids! You'll get in trouble again!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. My Dennis Miller showed clear defensive wounds, whereas Penelopes' appeared never to have left the showroom.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Groucho Marx asks for a leggy blonde, so his brothers send him a large-thighed chicken with a wig on. Groucho murders the chicken and sends the body..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  17. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Two in the bush is worth one in the stink. Now subtract the number of birds and divide by your hands.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  18. No Kokomo or anything but I love The Beach Boys!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  19. Stay at home, MOM!

    By blister hoggin,   
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  20. Ahh, I love the sound of "Nasim Pedrad" in the morning

    By kindlerslist,
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  21. Being on "To Catch a Predator" is not considered "making a guest appearance.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  22. If dinosaurs are so cool, why don't you ever see them driving fancy cars to fancy bars?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. Dude! Check it! He bought her, her new, new jersey, jersey

    By hussboyham,
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  24. It's not head lice - it's midichlorians!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. And on bass guitar... Strings! Also frets. There's a string guide there too.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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