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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. First things first I'm the realest. The second thing you should know is that I hold my silverware like a caveman.

    By Frenchfries,
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  2. Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good Manatee.

    By Xandar1977,
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    • 442 views

  3. Hey Everyone! Sabertooth tigers must be super old cause they are so long in the tooth. And imagine those dentist bills!

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. Live Free or Die Hard? Thanks to this little blue pill I intend to do both!

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. It wasn't me, Scoobs, I SWEAR!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. If some Bifurs are Bofurs and all Gloins are Bofurs, then some Bifurs are definitely Gloins. NOT!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  7. Am I the only one who wants a pitcher AND a belly itcher?!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. C’mon man, you GOTTA do it, we didn’t hike all the way up to Old Man Mackey’s house so you could find the inner strength to resist peer pressure.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  9. Marie Callender called Colin about her colander calendar.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. seems to me your bitch be 'breast in show', huh: buddy?!?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. This may be an unpopular opinion but I'm pretty sure BIRDS were the "First in Flight". Nice try North Carolina!

    By JaredHoward,
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  12. If men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, then to get my Mom pregnant my Dad's dick must be out of this world.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  13. #jesuisjesus

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. a nightingale sang in charles barkley's hair

    By greazey_bob,
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  15. "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.... and I'm all out of bubblegum.... I guess what I'm saying is can I have some bubblegum?"

    By JaredHoward,
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  16. "Well if you wanted me to stop kicking you so badly maybe you should have donated to my Kickstopper campaign. ...GREG!"

    By JaredHoward,
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  17. Ribald badger stalk - unpleasant table talk, enough to make the pastors baulk? #whatliesbeneath

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Legends say Montell Jordan's hit song "This Is How We Do It" is actually code for "Have you been introduced yet to my very good friend Howard DeWitt?"

    By JaredHoward,
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  19. When I was young things were simple. My Mum took care of everything. Nowadays I have a Capital Wealth Manager, and things are still pretty great.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  20. My love for Whisky is only matched by my love of ibuprofen and getting fired.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  21. Wake up my little birds, the sun shines on another glorious day. Now if you don't figure out flying today you will surely plummet to your deaths.

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. I thought I'd seen everything but this takes the cake, & this makes the bacon, & whats this button do? Wow, spaghetti!

    By greazey_bob,
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  23. 2016, the year we couldn't keep "Hulk Hogan's penis" from coming out of our mouths!

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Look, if you’re the real Santa, you’ve got nothing to worry about.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  25. Peter Piper pickled Susie’s seashells, if you know what I mean.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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