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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. hail hydra, heil hitler, hello kitty

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Hey Billy Joe Armstrong, chin up and take my advice: don't walk down streets with such long names!

    By Matt DeMotts,
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  3. I miss those teen girl diary style catchphrases

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. No Heynong Man t-shirts available!?!? (Softly weeps into his cornbread.)

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Work hard, play hard. Get Hard isn't as bad as you think. Also, Spectre has it's moments...

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  6. I haven't watched CBS since those fuckers cancelled Muppet Babies.

    By RandyMiller,
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  7. He reads a catchphrase for Comedy Bang Bang. What happens next will leave you speechless.

    By RandyMiller,
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  8. My name is Jesus Junior. Jesus is my dad, God is my grandpa. Let me tell you, life is pretty swell here in the good old US of A.

    By RandyMiller,
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  9. I just bought the best Shetland Pony on the market. Top shelf. How'd it get up there tho? Those tiny, powerful legs I bet.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  10. Hazelnuts, almonds, pecans, cashews. This is going to be the best omelette ever!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  11. Don't need no credit card to ride this train.

    By GregCoburn,
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  12. Greeting Meat Beaters!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  13. What's the difference between a can of corn and a boner? I don't have a can of corn right now.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Because he is outstanding in his field, Sir Bilious J. Cornbuster has been promoted to head scarecrow.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. The Easy Bake Oven has learned to cook and I think I'm in love.

    By Rev. Mike,   
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  17. http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0922/6368/files/Worf-Inspired-Breakfast-Cereal-Contest-Top-6-Finalists-2_large.JPG?8325101068182657637

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. They chalked the pelvic bruising down to the fact the deceaseds' spouse had recently started following Michael Dorn on twitter

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Here's me thinking that Happy Days was an American television sitcom that aired in 1974, and NOT a play in two acts, written by Samuel Beckett

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Black is the night I longingly ache for you, white are the sheets I lay in, dreaming of your caresses, red is the hobo blood I shed in your honor

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Sugar-addicted cowboys always keep a boot in the rear full of root beer for a lil' toot of good cheer.

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Do crickets hear people laughing when their jokes bomb?

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Romantically speaking, Billy Ocean inspired me to find easy lovers who would get into my car, but technically speaking I just like picking up hookers.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. I'm sure he raised a few 'golden whores' too

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Noted character actor Bill Pullman has a degree from the University of Massachusetts....not a catchphrase just merits mentioning

    By coachleo,
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