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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This dildo wasn't in my rider.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  2. The cathedral had too many gargoyles to give me a proper erection

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  3. "I'm Egyptian cotton, 1,000 thread count, and cover your bed"--That's what sheets said

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  4. The Breakfast Club was originally titled The Good Morning Cereal Wake-up Detention Gang

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  5. Let's organize a Pro-test protest in favor of standardized testing

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  6. If music be the fruit of love, see what you think the latest Justin Booger song tastes like, Shakespeare

    By mkoyama,
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  7. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates: both are obsolete in the year 2084

    By mkoyama,
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  8. If every cloud had quicksilver lining, we’d all be dead, because “quicksilver” means mercury, and mercury is poisonous.

    By mkoyama,
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  9. Abandoned by his mother when he was but an infant, Poorest, Oldest and Most Amazingly Brilliant Kevin set to work on creating his superlatives

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. Headed to inglewood now something something chinese theatre something something DICKS

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. u guys hear Millenny Bruces' bit on The Lone Ranger? Deep (Depp??) BURN!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. your harpys' hair-pie makes me heave

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Jonah Ray told me to say that Bill Cosby has a : "rapier wit"/

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. "Zeds' dead baby" - proof Tarantinos' genius was always in the grammar

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. She's always gone from roughly 7PM to 6AM, depending on your time zone.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  16. Cornscore and twenty microseconds ago, a gravitational wave the size of Iowa totally ruined what would have otherwise been a leisurely day of carp fis

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. What do we want!? Tang! When do we want it!? At 11:23, but only if the cornbread is done.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. As Uncle Cornelius used to say, "Get the fuck ONTO my lawn, you contumacious whippersnappers."

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. An 18-foot-tall statue of a penis? Not in my back door!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. The good news is you've caught all the Pokémon, but the bad news is you've also caught all their venereal diseases.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. I'm special I'm gifted my soul she's uplifted my ass he's implanted with croutons and biscuits. Wanna feel?

    By greazey_bob,
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  22. My soul is wide open, heart is enlarged, I just had a sex dream with Lisa and Marge

    By greazey_bob,
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  23. The first thing youll learn at Harvard Law is the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy trial. The second thing? It's Lobsterfest®, baby!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  24. I love internet! I love USA! I love internet!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. I'm just a heartwarming boy with a cool dude edge who's big into dork rap lately.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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