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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Though the tide of the battle had turned, our hero remained surrounded by a horde of menacing Auckers—these corn-loving minions of the Heynongian Empi

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Corn to the left of me, corn to the right—that's right, I'm in a cornfield composing Comedy Bang Bang catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. It was said of Sir Cornburglar that he would stand for hours in the canned vegetable aisle planning capers, and then—having confused corn with capers—

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me—her name is Gloria, and she likes hiking, Tim McGraw, and popcorn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. That's a lot of dead fish, somebody may have poisoned the watering hole.

    By LesterPipps,
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  6. What It Do, Niece? (Gender equality, of course.)

    By MattVanEpps,
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  7. Seize the moment...

    By Ticholas,
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  8. It's been a while since my wife told Cake Boss to Heynongman. Hashtag K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B.

    By heynongdeeprockman,
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  9. Mr. President, I'm starting to think you don't even want to welcome the cries of the martyrs!

    By PaulHogue,   
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  10. Sweetheart, grandma's gone to a better place. She hated the suburbs.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  11. We welcome you with open arms, so we'd appreciate it if you would put on a mask and leave the forceps alone.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  12. I'm going to have to dilate your pupils, so I hope they like donuts.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  13. It's no accident that "Scott Aukerman" is an anagram of "Karma Cute Snot"

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. If I could build you a castle, I would, but you should realize what a horrible waste of time that would be.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  15. Live, from the top of the Chrysler Building! We're right next to the North Loop Kia past where that Shakey's burned down.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  16. Casper is a friendly ghost, but someday he's going to hear his origin story.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  17. Bible studies? Bible studies! Oh, Bible studies; The revenge? No, Bible studies; The original trilogy. I'm no mormon

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. I know we find it uncomfortable to talk about those bumps around the nipple, but it's time we have a serious national conversation.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  19. You are the grout in the tiled shower of my cheap-ass life motel. Sorry about the pee.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  20. What's Shakin, Turkey Bacon

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  21. on the cryptic triptych is where i wipe my shit-dick

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Move over Squatty Potty, here comes the Quitter Shitter! Never shit again!

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. We're going to build a wall in the elevator, and we're going to get the Girl from Impamania to pay for it

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  24. UMBERTOS DEAD...umbertosdead...mbrtsdd...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. heavy is the head, but auker is the man.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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