New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Everyone knows an orange is not a fish, so why did you put so many in my aquarium?

   By LesterPipps, February 11, 2016
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2. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, because I spilled it, and all ants are male, right?

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3. Hey now, you're an all star, this is baseball, punch us if you're angry

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, February 11, 2016
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4. Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine it's making me uncomfortably attracted to cartoon mice

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, February 11, 2016
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5. I ordered a pound cake and this only weighs a quarter of a pound! And it's a cheeseburger, not a cake! This is the last time I order from you!

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, February 11, 2016
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6. If laughter's the best medicine, I'm Doc Comedy and this episode will cure any ailment! Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor and this episode won't heal you

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, February 11, 2016
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7. When a dog does it it's cute, but when I eat grass and then puke and then eat my puke, my girlfriend's all like: "Who are you?! Get off of my lawn!"

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, February 11, 2016
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8. As nipple sensitivity increases, productivity decreases

   By wallyf, February 11, 2016
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9. Pineapple in public?! This country is going to hell in a handbasket

   By bigdogwild, February 11, 2016
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10. Damn baby, you got a lotta junk in that trunk! You should probably get some help, hoarding is a real psychological disorder that shouldn't be ignored.

    By Pure Guava, February 10, 2016
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11. "Ba ba," that's what sheep said

    By greazey_bob, February 10, 2016
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12. Thanks to our sponsors, and listeners like you, this show is free–– terribly, terribly free–– but also free to create its own meaning.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, February 11, 2016
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13. Contrary my dear Hatson, the clues were in the evidence locker the entire time you half-witted buffoon

    By yodellingwalrus, February 11, 2016
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14. It's hard to find a place to advertise sex toys, butt plug it in the right place and you'll be in business.

    By Issaction, February 11, 2016   

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15. When I fart, I poop a little.

    By JohnnyChaCha, February 10, 2016
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16. God rolls a botch and guns walk, geese and ducks better scurry and the lake of fire is rising to the ... heynongman

    By mnakal, February 10, 2016
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17. She may be Jenny from the Block to you, but I'll always remember playing "Hollywood Squares" and taking Jenny FOR the block.

    By Yoda Has No Genitals, February 10, 2016
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18. Put some Johnny Depp pep in your step! Your Alice in Wonderland one man show is very lackluster.

    By 3scompany4throomate, February 10, 2016
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19. Welcome back to Battlebots and correct me if I'm wrong Skip but it looks like our next competitor is just a pile of duct tape and vibrators.

    By Shampoodler, February 10, 2016
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20. Have you ever went over to a friend’s house to eat / and the food just ain’t no good? / I mean the macaroni's bloody / the peas are teeth / and oops I

    By EricWeaver, February 10, 2016
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21. Luke, use your porksaber.

    By Shampoodler, February 10, 2016
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22. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created Squeakquel

    By EFFRON, February 10, 2016
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23. Djever notice how airline peens always be like: hey hoe and howdy be much extree for thees cream cheeze?

    By greazey_bob, February 10, 2016   

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24. He had the bare hands of a small boy, and the bare feet of a medium man.

    By EFFRON, February 10, 2016
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25. I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam corn fritter and spam.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, February 10, 2016
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