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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Gongs are the things my gang bangs, bongs are the things my blokes smoke, and dongs are the things my chaps slap

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. dark is the night, yet I don't strike a match for warm is the qweef from my lovers' snatch.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Stubblelip's dream of becoming the first pirate known for his unimpressive mustache died with him.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. "How to Lend to Friends and End Foolish People" taught me all I need to know about child-rearing at the tender young age of RIGHT EFFING NOW!

    By doucheydog,
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  5. Never trade a broken wrench for a disadvantage! Welcome to Calmly-BringDogs.

    By doucheydog,
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  6. When I heard how much I could save in car insurance, I died a little inside. Some small, forgotten part of me finally became a man that day.

    By doucheydog,
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  7. Ok- Elevator Pitch!: 180 degrees, 365 days a year, only ONE gets out alive!

    By doucheydog,
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  8. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet...unless

    By zeecheree82,
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  9. You can't get toothpaste back in the tube, but have you ever tried to get urine back in the bladder? Only one way to find out! Hand me that scalpel!

    By zeecheree82,
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  10. Life insurance is a sham, invest in shaved leg ham

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. "1, 2, 3, 4. The Power of Feist Compels You."

    By HotSaucerman,
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  12. Maybe it's just me, but for me, the Widow Howl app (my wiiiiife), is a C+. All joking a salad,

    By BrianBerenato,
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  13. In the beginning, there was Serial. With milk. And murder. Motherfuckers.

    By BrianBerenato,
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  14. Thanks but no thanks, Gene Hackman, the only French connection I'm interested in is a big sloppy French kiss.

    By agentstinky,
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  15. I've never crapped!

    By agentstinky,
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  16. I hate it when I get peanut sauce in my gold grill cuz it makes me say "uuughhhhh, nah nah"

    By Shampoofler,
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  17. Your wife tells me she likes my book smarts.

    By Shampoofler,
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  18. Did you hear that type two Sister Hazel jam on Rock the Boat? Sick.

    By Shampoofler,
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  19. The votes have been tallied and this years Santa Claus impersonation award goes to Baron Nutless.

    By VonFaunch,
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  20. Catchphrase? I barely knowphrase!

    By IndianMarcSummers,
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  21. Papa was a rolling stone, that makes me half stone. I'm also half Irish.

    By MrMoxie,
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  22. Scott. Do you remember that time you read my catchphrase on the show? I don't. Please find my memory before I forget where I put it.

    By wafflefries,
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  23. Why doesn't anyone believe in Mr. Mark Ruffal-upagus?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Nobody goes postal like the Post Office. (*tm)

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  25. I enjoyed the titular Foxy Brown, I enjoyed the titular Lara Croft, but I especially enjoyed the titular John Malkovich!

    By KristophShapercutter,
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