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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ask not what your podcast can do for you, but what sweet catchphrase you can submit to your podcast.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 237 views

  2. Follow your gut but stay ahead of your butt!

    By puma,
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    • 378 views

  3. Ever wonder what happens when you shave a blanket? Buckle up and try not to spank it.

    By Thelonius The Lonliest,
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    • 168 views

  4. Another day, another dollar. Spank my bottom, hear me holler!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 223 views

  5. The secret is everyone feels awesome after a high five.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 275 views

  6. Doctor, doctor give me the news. I've got a bad case of gonorrhea.

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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    • 211 views

  7. This choo-choo is mucho goochy-goochy-goo. All aboard the Baby Train!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 253 views

  8. My idea went over like a fart in church, or a disco medley in a funeral dirge.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 223 views

  9. If I were to guess how many friends I have, I'd look at the night sky to help me count. Either because it has millions of stars or because it's a black void. I just don't know at this juncture.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  10. With a knick knack paddywhack give a dog a bone, my dad cried watching Caddyshack, jerked off to Home Alone.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 261 views

  11. Get that genie's peenie-weenie out my lemon drop martini

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 254 views

  12. Well tie me up and rub me down, Scratch me hard and make me frown. Grab on tight and yank around, Spread me wide and get downtown.

    By Urethra_Franklin,
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  13. “Spick Spock,” I declare as I mount Spock’s rock.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  14. Tickle tickle, out comes the pickle. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. My name is Scott Aukerman and I just want to say that this catchphrase has officially won our contest. This is canon and anything I say after henceforth will be stricken from the record

    By joshlamm,
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  15. Huggy huggy hug hug tuggy tuggy tug tug splurt!!

    By SuppleNupple420,
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    • 264 views

  16. Lick the locks, on this hairy old sock. Finger in the Croc, to widen access to the sock. Then lick the locks, on this hairy old sock contained by a Croc. By Quintin Tarantino.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  17. I wouldn't walk 500 miles, but don't you dare call me lazy.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  18. I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle

    By BostonBroccoliRob,
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  19. If you have built bouncy castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.

    By Schnickpot,
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  20. I’ll scream it from the mountain tops until the Widow Kulap hears the echoes: Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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    • 319 views

  21. Knockin’ on my front door, comin’ in my back door.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 201 views

  22. Excuse me waiter, I asked for piss and this is Mountain Dew.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 223 views

  23. Speak for yourself! I shit where *I* eat!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 268 views

  24. And the Lord said, let there be Sprite. Obey your thirst

    By DirtyDiaperCheese,
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    • 282 views

  25. Birdseed and carrion and watery turds: these are a few of the things for the birds.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 225 views
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