New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Here at the Sex Education Hotline, we promise to answer all of your fucking questions

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2. M. Night Shyamalan murdered my father. I am M. Night Shyamalan. How's that for a twist?

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3. If you wish to invite the accordion player to join the orgy, turn to page 32.

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4. If you're an Alien listening to this thousands of years in the future, fuck you!

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5. Why doesn't P.O.D. have a Podcast?

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6. If we raise our glasses to make a toast, why do I have this pointless toaster?

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7. There's nothing new under the sun, but OVER the sun? Man, you should see all the crazy new shit they got up there

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8. Dy-no-mite!!

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9. Jeb Bush's bootyhole bares bicuspids.

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10. Let go of my toaster waffle! Actually, keep it. You touched it and now it's gross.

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11. Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life and YOU BLEW IT

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12. New evidence supports theory that Jack The Ripper was just an innocent farter.

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13. Hamilton? The hip-hopera about the $10 bill? I hear it's pretty good.

    By 3scompany4throomate, February 4, 2016
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14. Where can Dad get glitter in Gary, IN?

    By ZachRokosz, February 4, 2016
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15. I know he really loves you, but can he sing THIS good. Doodle Diddle Doodle Diddle Dip Da Doo. Face it baby, you've been sexing the wrong Batman.

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16. Cortana, where's Master Chief with my espresso filled warm milk cut cortado?

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17. He'll be coming round the hundo when he comes—and he'll be coming in six white unicorns when he does.

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18. Dick Chickels! Mick Rickels! And a whole lotta osmosis!

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19. Katie, do you want to come upstairs for a knee cap? I think you'd look good with a tiny hat on your leg.

    By ArchdukeJFranz, February 4, 2016
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20. Howdy do, Kangaroo

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21. Please Hundo don't hurt 'em.

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22. Welcome to Spaceballs The Podcast I'm your host Hail Scrooberman.

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23. Begin as you mean to go nong

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24. Hi i'm Namrekau Ttocs and... Oh no i've been tricked into saying my own name backwards. My one weakness! Now I will be sent to my own dimension in the

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25. Hi i'm Scott Starter Mom and this is a cry for help.

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