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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Time keeps on slipping out of its pants and into my bed

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 430 views

  2. Time to make the do re mi fa so la ti do nuts.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 450 views

  3. Time for meatballs you toothless scoundrels

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 442 views

  4. Hey Nong Man look at my life, I'm a lot like you were

    By KathrynTrevino,
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  5. A horse, a horse, a condom for my horse! (I’m a real King Dick when it comes to safe horse sex.)

    By EricWeaver,
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  6. I’ve got 88 problems and they’re all piano keys.

    By EricWeaver,
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  7. Pierced nips & thrusting hips, let's get this sharty parted.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 600 views

  8. Dennis Miller makes Dennis Miller look like Dennis Miller!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  9. I Am a God

    By StuartLeach,
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    • 462 views

  10. I watched the movie Selma and wasn't sure which actress was Oprah, do you think that means I'm racist?

    By JaJunk,
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    • 478 views

  11. Well slap my butt and call me tomorrow after taking two tablets and tell me how you're feeling

    By BrianSaloio,
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    • 357 views

  12. Seeing is believing you have eyes that do respond to physical interaction via light and you are not just a computer program.

    By Traven Falos,
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    • 364 views

  13. A powerful chef you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Meatballs.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 334 views

  14. Dennis may have been a blonde menace, but the Problem Child was a red head.

    By Bawdy By Jake,
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  15. If Burning Man was '90s-themed and called Running Man, I would go every year.

    By Bawdy By Jake,
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    • 268 views

  16. You talking blue hue to me? To me, it's a beautiful gray.

    By Bawdy By Jake,
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  17. Just to be clear, I'm about to say "bang bang" not "gang bang."

    By Bawdy By Jake,
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    • 281 views

  18. If Peter Pan picked a peck of pickled peppers, we'd know where the peck those pickled peppers went -- second star on the right and straight on till mo

    By Bawdy By Jake,
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    • 321 views

  19. It's official; my comedy stripper name is Butt Seriously.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again. I blame the horses.

    By Bawdy By Jake,
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    • 314 views

  21. John Lenin started the October Revolution of 1917 but don't we all want to change the world?

    By ZachRokosz,
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  22. Crickets are chirping down the chimney crickets these muffins are loud.

    By ZachRokosz,
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    • 460 views

  23. Mr. Gorbochov, tear down that mall and put up a parking lot!

    By ZachRokosz,
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  24. Are those chopsticks in your pants or are you just happy sashimi?

    By Froyo Baguettes,
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  25. As Cornwall's army advanced on Memphis, he realized that it was the wrong Memphis--Egypt, not Tennessee. Damn you, Google Maps.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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