New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Inquiries into the stink of the sutures shall shrink in the skinny pink light of the future.

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2. Strip the nips and dip the tip; grip the hips and let it rip.

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3. "You make one hundred percent of the shots you don't miss" - Kobe Bryants

   By Incellvania Dutch, January 28, 2020
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4. you miss fifty percent of the hangover by drinking a tall glass of water after one hundred percent of the shots you take.

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5. "the shots you take is equal to the shots you make" - the Beatles

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6. "shot shots shot shots. Every Body" - lil' John

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7. Make a man a shot and he can catch a quick buzz. but teach a man to a man to take a shot and you may very well awaken the alcoholism that is his birthright.

   By Incellvania Dutch, January 28, 2020
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8. As a strapless handbag salesman I really came in clutch. That's why they fired me.

   By Pat Chaddams, February 2, 2020
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9. "'I think I'm stuck in Groundhog day, somebody seriously help me!' Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week, I'm Scott Auckerman. And thank you to 'I think I'm stuck in Groundhog day, somebody seriously help me!' for that catchphrase submission."

   By Armpit Ashtray, January 28, 2020
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10. In about an hour- hour and a half tops, The Funk Soul Brother.

    By Pat Chaddams, January 28, 2020
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11. Bananas!? Cans of tomato soup!? Is Andy Warhol making art or my lunch!? I eat a big, hearty lunch of soup-covered bananas every day.

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12. Don't fear the reaper, he's just a giant skeleton man in dark robes with a bladed weapon whose sole job is to kill you, you're being kind of a little bitch about this.

    By Pat Chaddams, January 28, 2020
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13. In a world of assholes and elbows...

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, January 28, 2020
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14. As highest ranking officer on this ship it's my duty to inform you the crew that we are all figments of the schizophrenic paranoid delusions of some guy called Joel. I order us to immediate no-limits-orgy...Deuces wild!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, January 28, 2020
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15. I can't help but think that Jesus and God share a twin bed. That's what I do with my son.

    By LARDdischarge, January 28, 2020
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16. I can't help but think that God wants me to cream.

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17. I’m not a man or a woman. I’m an influencer

    By alfredosolisfuentes, January 28, 2020
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18. BANG,BANG! Who's there? COMEDY! Comedy Who? If you can't guess go fuck yourself!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, January 28, 2020
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19. Narf.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, January 28, 2020
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20. give a dog a bone and it can knick knack a padywack for a day, but teach a dog to bone then you some sort of deviant..

    By Roderick Safemeadow, January 29, 2020
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21. Torch her? I barely know her. Wait, did you say torture?

    By LARDdischarge, January 28, 2020
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22. Most things are featherless.

    By Schnickpot, January 29, 2020
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23. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

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24. I went to conversion therapy, but I didn't get any help in turning swords into plow shares. What's the damn ratio?

    By LARDdischarge, January 29, 2020
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25. If you're anglin' for a podcast, Come fishin' with Scott Aukerblast

    By Curmuffin, January 29, 2020
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